i just write stuff

♛ my name is james and i like writing random shit. you'll find a mix of a bunch of fandoms, with some original things in the mix. feedback is welcome. ♥ (things are still under consctruction.)

[ernieclem]

Send me a Ship and I’ll Break Them DOWN

How did they they meet?

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

Who confessed their feelings first?

What was their first official date?

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

What do they do in their down time?

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

Which one is more easily made jealous?

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Are they hand holders?

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

Who tops?

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Who proposes?

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Big Ceremony or Small?

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

Do they have children? How many?

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Write the one you are DYING someone to ask you!

being a mage of the circle, it was almost hardwired into vera for her to be at least tolerant of templars. she was fond of those who did their best to treat her like a human and not a threat, though that behavior came after she passed her harrowing with flying colors. mages are always less threatening when abominations have less of a chance to occur.

but...being with the inquisition...she wasn’t yet sure if she was okay with how it was changing her.

the entire event at therinfal made her realize the kind of enemies she would be fighting. no matter where she was at, there was always going to be a chance for red templars to be her enemy. always. that threat wasn’t eliminated along with the envy demon pretending to be the lord seeker.

and the entire event made her realize that killing templars of any sort wasn’t something she was easily okay with. she couldn’t shrug the event off as easily as vivienne. the knight enchanter had no issue with eliminating any sort of threat, whatever status they held in the world. but vera wasn’t the iron lady and events like these weighed on her more than they should have.

the herald spent more time alone, trying to meditate on her actions, than she really should have been allowed to. haven wasn’t a large place to get lost in by any means, but if you tried hard enough, you could find any crevice to hide in when necessary. and it was almost always necessary when vera had downtime.

more often than not, anyone who tried hard enough to find her would be able to locate her in the cabin near the smithing corner, sitting in probably the most uncomfortable chair in all of haven, taking time to reflect on who she was going to have to become while holding the title of herald of andraste.

but sometimes, her feet guided her towards the solitary corner ser barris had taken near the training recruits. his emerald eyes kept watch, almost as if he was waiting for an opportunity to share some advice on top of cullen’s pointers. 

it had taken time for her to grow the courage to speak with him, especially after the events at therinfal. the first words she spoke to him was to thank him for his invaluable efforts against the red lyrium monstrosities. he slightly stuttered over his words as he thanked her for her understanding towards what was left of the templar order and her willingness to work with them to help them reform.

her former circle experiences told her that she shouldn’t admit the feelings that were fostering inside of her while she spoke with him, but a part of her recognized the fact that she was starting to grow a crush on the templar.

and she was almost certain that it was something she wouldn’t be able to hide.

@dadrunkwriting

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@thewildelf -  I cannot find a prompt list for you! BUT anything snowy and wintery! ❄💙

rivain couldn’t help but playfully glare at the tevinter warrior. 

“dragging the elf into the cold is a great idea.” she practically laughed the words, letting him know she wasn’t serious. yes, she was cold, but she had been physically cold since joining the inquisition. haven and skyhold weren’t kind to people who weren’t used to the weather.

“would you believe me if i said it was worth it?”

“maybe. we’ll see.” a quick look was sent between the two of them, and it was hard for either of them to not laugh.

the trek from haven to skyhold wasn’t the worst that rivain had ever gone through, but if she hadn’t “asked” the inquisitor for some of the acquired avaar clothing, she was certain she’d be complaining more than dorian on a bad hair day.

eventually, the two of them arrived to the lake just outside of (what was left of) haven. it was a spot the two of them spent more time at than either of them should admit to.

instead of sneaking off into the dark for personal time like so many had thought, they really just forced time into their schedules to go to the dock, sit together, and talk. sometimes about personal things, sometimes about nothing at all. it was therapeutic for the two of them, and allowed them to grow close in their own way.

despite the fact haven was now buried to the point where the ashes of andraste would not be found again, the lake wasn’t completely covered. they were on the opposite side of where the dock would have been, and it was very odd to see the lake from this side.

krem reached for her hand, which undoubtedly caused her ears to start turning red under the fur lined hood of her jacket.

“i thought we could take a moment before neither of us can return.”

there was a small smile on the elf’s face, though she was almost certain that krem couldn’t see it.

“i don’t blame you. inquisition shit and all that.”

the two of them laughed. she took the opportunity to look around her, taking in the few natural sights that were left.

“i’m surprised it’s still snowing here.”

“yeah, i don’t think it could ever stop.” krem’s voice seemed more matter of fact, and it complimented the curiosity in rivain’s voice.

she turned to look at him, ice colored eyes meeting brown. they almost seemed to shine like a copper piece in the sunlight.

snowflakes continued to fall, quite a few landing on krem’s hair and nose in their attempt to reach the ground. she couldn’t help but smile at the image, and she hoped it was something she never allowed herself to forget.

@dadrunkwriting

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@mandalevelsup asked:  6. "You really... That's not exactly meant to be eaten." Pairing of your choice. Happy DA Drunk Prompt friday!

herah looked over at sera, watching her slowly sink into the chair she had been positioned in for wicked grace. while sera may have spoken about being able to hold her alcohol, the qunari was fairly certain she had never ingested this much in her life.

not to mention, she was fairly certain that elves didn’t have the same tolerance as humans depending on the elf in question.

herah continued to watch sera out of the corner of her eye throughout the game and she was fairly certain that she was the only one who noticed the elf practically melting onto the floor.

it took too long for people to disband, and, once they did, she slipped under the table with sera, her horns momentarily hooking onto the wooden edge.

“hey, buckles!” the elf’s voice slurred around the words, and herah almost started giggling. “did you win?”

“yes, honey, i did.” the qunari pushed a chair aside to easily lay on the floor next to her girlfriend, smiling up at her. “how many drinks have you had?”

“not enough.” sera’s laughter echoed through the room, and a part of herah started worrying a bit more. “friggin’ varric wouldn’t give me anymore.”

“that’s a good thing, you know.”

“pfffft, that’s what he said, too!” she hiccuped. “but i got this off stitches earlier! or whatever his name is.” sera picked up the poultice that had been laying on the ground behind her back. she unwrapped it slightly and took a bite out of it as if the salve as if it were some kind of spread that could be eaten on it’s own.

herah couldn’t help but stare with wide eyes and a slightly slack jaw.

“you...know that’s not meant to be eaten, right?”

the inquisitor quickly realized that a drunken sera didn’t really give a shit.

@dadrunkwriting

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@5ftgarden: 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

theron looked up at zevran, the antivan’s face being touched ever so slightly by the firelight. the warden wasn’t quite sure he’d ever be able to get used to seeing those angles every morning. hell. with all the things he had been doing recently to protect the wardens, and ferelden, from imminent doom, he wasn’t even sure he deserved something so rewarding in his life.

the dalish elf contemplated the assassin’s words for a moment.

there were classic moments he could answer with, ones that zevran would most likely be aware of. those moments were…nerve wracking, but not terrifying. if only because he was very trustful of the strange party he had pulled together to travel and fight with.

no, that wasn’t the scariest.

“it would have to be when i was a child.”

the mood dropped just a touch, but theron was aware of the change.

“humans have generally treated my clan well…but not all of them were kind.” a deep breath to keep his voice level. “i was under ten years old. a small group of humans thought it would be…prudent to follow clan merchants back home to wipe us all out. my father was one of those who helped protect the clan.”

zevran placed a comforting hand on theron’s leg, the limb he was closest to.

“despite the team we had at the time…one of the humans managed to shoot my father with an arrow before he managed to kill the human. i almost lost my father that day.” a small tear was wiped away with the back of his finger. “i understood from a young age that not all humans are as cruel as that…but it was a very terrifying two weeks, wondering what was going to happen to both my father and the clan as he healed.”

suddenly, the warden was glad that the two elves were the only ones still awake.

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"The stepping stool is unnecessary." Any pairing!

a slight extension from this little gem.

cullen stepped into his office, pausing when he heard the heavy thud on the floor. he had not expected hawke to still be organizing his office. she looked like she hadn’t even noticed her friends leaving. 

her friends, he thought. he wasn’t even sure of tranquil mages could have friends the way hawke had. he had always seen it as more admiration and appreciation than friendship.

he looked her over, her change from armor to robes being a sight he hoped he wouldn’t get used to. despite the problems she had caused him and the templars over certain events, he would still consider her champion of kirkwall, tranquil or not.

“the stepping stool is unnecessary.”

hawke continued to work, dropping certain books onto the ground around her, being careful enough to not damage any of them. 

“there is no other way i can reach the tomes, ser rutherford.”

the words felt strange in her voice. the lack of sarcasm and familiarity towards him...he couldn’t say he liked it.

but he had given carver his word that he would protect the mage. and he would die to make sure that marian was safe.

[forsakenoathkeeper]

Get to know my character

Reblog this so your followers can spam your ask box. Have fun! ♥

01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded? 02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? 03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves? 04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical) 05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type? 06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying? 07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)? 08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it? 09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday? 10. Is your character more feminine or masculine? 11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage? 12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up? 13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker? 14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates? 15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear. 16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like? 17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children? 18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode? 19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily? 20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures? 21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear? 22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? 23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved? 24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like? 25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day? 26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their lover’s quirks, needs, etc? 27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? 28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for? 29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one? 30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like? 31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what? 32. If your character’s lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do? 33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go? 34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc) 35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go? 36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life? 37. What are some of your character’s pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them? 38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc? 39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct? 40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others? 41. Does your character’s family affect your character in any way? 42. Is there anything in your character’s past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change? 43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? 44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character? 45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve?

46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover? 47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along? 48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your character’s jealousy? Or does your character not get envious? 49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your character’s mood? 50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say?

[thewormwood]

Paintin’ a difficult thing…. need distractions. >.>

[catbatart]

Can be any character (WS, D&D, whatever!) Just specify who!

[maelerie]

Send me two characters or more and a prompt and I’ll write you a short fic

1. “Are you drunk?”

2. “You’re too young to hate the world.”

3. “I don’t want your pity, I want your absence.”

4. “We’re designed to be disposable.”

5. “There’s blood on my/your hands.”

6. “Could you be any louder?”

7. “I’ve never killed anyone before.”

8. “Your smile is not as bright as it used to be.”

9. “Don’t call me that!”

10. “Please don’t make me socialize.”

11. “Same time tomorrow?”

12. “I’ve been buying the wrong underwear.”

13. “How can anyone not be afraid of love?”

14. “You’re supposed to talk me out of this.”

15. “That was a perfect example of how not to do things.”

16. “If you want, we could go together?”

17. “I have contemplated becoming a hermit.”

18. “I’m alive… I can tell because of the pain.”

19. “Maybe you’re not thinking hard enough.”

20. “It’s 8:30, I have a hangover and you’re annoying me.”

21. “No one has a heart of stone.”

22. “Can I open my eyes yet?”

23. “So much for not getting involved.”

24. “I will if you will.”

25. “My nightmares are usually about losing you.”

26. “I didn’t intend to kiss you.”

27. “Can we go someplace high so I can jump off it?”

28. “I didn’t lose it, I just misplaced it.”

29. “Prepare to be amazed.”

30. “I’m fine.”

31. “Where’s your God now?”

32. “I’d ask you to stay but I don’t like you.”

33. “Something about you makes me want to commit extreme violence.”

34. “It’s not like I missed you or anything.”

35. “You look like a monkey who’s been strategically shaved.”

36. “Everything was fine, until you showed up.”

37. “Can you just shut up for five minutes?”

38. “Never mind, the moment’s gone.”

39. “You’re an idiot. I’ve met smarter sandwiches.”

40. “I believe you dropped this.”

41. “What are you doing in my house?”

42. “I don’t know if I should kiss you or slap you.”

43. “Why are you/we whispering?”

44. “If you really loved me there wouldn’t be a choice.“

45. “I think I made a mistake.”

46. “Shut up, I am a delight!”

47. “I can think of a million places I’d rather be right now.”

48. “Now, just hold on a diddly darn minute.”

49. “It sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself.“

50. "Why does anyone have to be naked?”

[octoberinspo]

SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

[smollmikey]

Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

send a name and a sentence xx

[royalfreckles]

so i’m doing the @dadrunkwriting thing! it gon be fun. but i just wanted to get the list of things i won’t write out of the way. i doubt anyone will ask for any of these, but i’m someone who likes to play safe, when possible.

          -no non-con           -no sexual assault           -no abuse between partners           -no torture in explicit details

i think that’s completely it, but if there’s anything else, i’ll send a message to the people who sent the prompts to let them know. thank you for your understanding! o((*^▽^*))o

[royalfreckles]

this is happening again tonight. pls be respectful. <3