who am i

*internal screaming intensifies*

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[greelin]

my role as self-appointed court jester

[greelin]

heavy is the head that wears the fucking stupid little hat that jingles. As they say

[winelike]

So how we all doing so far

[badassdemonsword]

shut up about cat boys. talk about milfs instead like a normal person

[a-little-sad-but-still-raddd]

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[mynowherenothing]

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[sergle]

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

[objektum]

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[greelin]

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

[honeywine0]

[important-animal-images]

[asingularcanadian]

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me