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official palynomancer ° minors go away 🔞 late 20’s 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ she+her ° demiflux ° 🐈‍⬛🐈🐕 i:Machitoons ° h:Gutterbunny

[doginacafe]

[reallyseally]

hi welcome to puppy may i take your order

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[mousegirlheart]

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[teratocrat]

honestly thank god for furry pornography

[sleebyjam]

No god gets credit for furry porn. Like any true art, furry porn is made by mortal hands raised proudly in defiance of all gods

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[treeble12]

I know it's wildly racist and is the "nobility = pale skin" trope, but the real time whitewashing of zelda in wind waker never fails to make me laugh my ass off from how jarring it is. It literally feels like a parody of itself

They hit her with the unseasoned chicken beam 💔💔💔

[oujamon]

why are you white

[niccymarten]

Hornet (and company!) ✨

[dailycatsblog]

[toroimage]

[twistcmyk]

[ricecreamart]

lazy morning...

[ricecreamart]

you must understand it was absolutely necessary to make her fatter

[cometiny]

you can shake him. he enjoys it

[moldavite-moved]

why is this about to make me sob

[sorryhahaifellasleep]

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[passionpeachy]

harvest 🌽

[foxes-in-love]