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Anton Volkov | 41 | Vasile Torpedo

[xvolkov]

AUDITORIUM THEATRE’S SWEENEY TODD

Anton’s outfit (when not in costume)

[xvolkov]

laventii​:

crimsxnsins​:

“Идиот.” Ana mumbled to herself as she rolled her eyes at Anton. She turned her attention to her cousin, catching the tail end of his phone call, her face scrunching in confusion, “Что, черт возьми, ты сделал?” She ran her hands through her hair as she turned and started heading for the exit to get to the truck out back, “Lav, you better put that on speaker or let Anton do it because you’re certainly not ordering the right thing.”

@laventii​

“I thought filling up balloons would be expensive, no?” He asked, hand over the speaker of his phone. But at the instant retaliation from his cousin, he waved her away again as he passed her with the phone cradled against his ear. For good measure, he placed a hand over her face to hush her, a gesture both equally playful as it was aggressive. 

“I am trying to finalize order for the promotion… thins,” He said, holding the phone out between the three of them but he was beginning to feel dumbfounded in the midst of it all. His task had suddenly become lost in too many terms he couldn’t differentiate from a certain topic, words deemed inappropriate for the dinner table claiming to belong to matters as serious as propaganda. Then again, sex did sell. “Yes, I want sixty blowjobs. I want them in silver, but not the ugly little star ones. I want big blowjobs, yes?”

Climbing down from the rafters Anton joined them, listening to Lav place his ‘order’ over the phone, snickering to himself. "Actually he doesn’t want sixty blowjob, he was sixty-nine blowjob.” He interjected to the person on the other line, speaking loudly so they could hear him through the speaker. “But make them very big. And very long. Dick-shaped.” He had the stupidest grin plastered on his face imagining if Lav actually ordered dick-shaped balloons for the event, and not 69 hookers. Either scenario was hysterical, and he wasn’t about to correct his error anytime soon.

@crimsxnsins​

[xvolkov]

laventii​:

crimsxnsins​:

“I just finished up.” With the vast knowledge Ana had on guns and weapons of all kinds, it was no problem for her to take on the task of stashing the weapons for everyone. She knew everyone’s style, how they fought, and therefore knew which guns and weapons were more suitable for everyone. After rechecking the hiding spots she had, Ana headed back out on stage where Anton called down to her. She caught his keys from above and shook him to let him know she got them, “Alright. That all that’s back there?” She looked around the stage, not seeing her cousin anywhere, “Where’s Lav?”

@laventii​

Oh, baby, why go for the dramatics when we can bare it all?

Lav was certain he hadn’t heard correctly, but it was impossible over the garbled reception of the theatre and the constant yelling in the rafters. Every sound rang out around them, concealed from the audience and the stage. The creaking of the parts that kept them suspended swallowed his attention and made it even more difficult to focus on the phone. His patience, however, was only so thin because his stomach was empty of its usual warmth and his throat bare of its familiar burn. At the inquiry holding his name, he let out a hiss, “I am trying to do phone call for the advertisement! Why are you both so lou— what blow? Blowjob like balloons, that is also what you call it?” @xvolkov​

Blowjob? Did he hear that right? Who the fuck was Lav talking to on the other end of that line? “Lav! You are ordering hooker for show? The audience, they get popcorn and blowjob, да?” He said, making a thrusting motion with his hand like he was sucking someone off. 

“He is right there, inviting hooker apparently.” He said to Ana with a grin. “Put them on speaker, Lav! We want to hear everything.”

@crimsxnsins​

[xvolkov]

Open to: @laventii​​, @crimsxnsins​​ | Location: Auditorium Theatre

Entering the theatre Anton placed his cup of coffee down, hands on his hips as he glanced up at the overhead lights. Rigging them wouldn’t be too hard, seeing as it was mostly prepped, minus a few additional tweaks from him. In no time at all he was up in the rafters, focusing the par cans, when he caught sight of Ana walking in, stage left. “Hey! Ana, what are you up to right now? I have job for you.” He called out. 

He fished his hand into his pocket, tossing his keys onto the stage below. “Head to truck parked out back. There is extra gear in back we need for the show. Place it backstage in dressing room. Got it?” He instructed, turning his attention back to the lights in front of him. “Let me know when it’s done.”

[xvolkov]

steve buscemi

Despite Igor being the Vasile family’s lawyer, a neighbor of Anton’s (in the apartment he shares with Viktoriya) somehow managed to convince him he’s an immigration lawyer and could assist with getting him a green card. In reality, the Buscemi lookalike is only keen on scamming Anton out of thousands of dollars as part of his retainer, enticing him with the claim that he can get him citizenship within a year. To date he’s scammed him out of at least five grand.

[xvolkov]

💤 lee, saskia, & lav

sleep with Saskia fully clothed, sleep with Lav in underwear, sleep with Lee naked.

ft. @goodwillchild, @laventii, @leemalkovich

[xvolkov]

🎉 - hang out with, party with, ghost (Maggie, Saskia, Lincoln)

hang out with Saskia, party with Maggie, ghost Lincoln

ft. @goodwillchild, @xmaggie-birchx, @lincdawson

[xvolkov]

💬 + I heard you used to live in a nudist colony.

“You heard right. Clothes are overrated.”

[xvolkov]

"For Some Reason, My Cardiovascular System Becomes Restless When You’re Around."

“You want to try again, in english?”

[xvolkov]

Is that an eggplant emoji in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[xvolkov]

Hey pretty boy, you wanna play... uh... sex?

“No.”

[xvolkov]

AYE WHAT THAT ASS DO

“Don’t use that line on me again.”

[xvolkov]

💬 + I heard you are a whore and proud of it! (this is a positive rumor. We love hoes)

“Not the worst thing I am called.”

[virusinfected-memes]

THREE (3) CHOICES ;

Send an emoji below + three (3) different characters / muses that my muse must pick from! Some choices are considered ns / fw.

💍 - fuck, marry, kill. 💎 - unsex, divorce, revive. 💋 - hug, cuddle, kiss. 💫 - fight, tickle, insult. 🦋 - befriend, adopt, ignore. 🥊 - pinch, slap, punch. ✨ - summon, banish, absorb. 🔗 - handcuff, tie up, pin down. 🦷 - lick, suck, bite. 🗳️ - vote for, vote against, run against. ☕ - get coffee with, go out to dinner with, steal their food. 💤 - sleep with fully clothed, sleep with in underwear, sleep with naked. 💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. 🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with. 🎉 - hang out with, party with, ghost. 🔛 - make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with. 🍪 - make cookies for, make a five-course meal for, burn all their food. 🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with. 💬 - SEND IN YOUR OWN THREE OPTIONS NOT LISTED ABOVE!

[dovingmemes]

send in 🤝 + a friendship and i’ll tell you who:

texts the other memes at 3 am:

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted:

always has to host the impromptu sleepover:

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:

is the ‘ mom friend ‘:

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:

is the better wingman to the other:

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: 

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together:

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send me a faceclaim and I’ll tell you who they’d be in my muse’s life as a NPC

[xvolkov]

Send 💬 + a rumour about a muse my character has interacted with to see their reaction!