hi

i'm a nerd.

[praytothegay]

the most unrealistic thing about tv shows is how literally out of all the characters on the show no two characters have the same name??? like take any group of 20 white people i guarentee you like five of them are john

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[extrafabulouscomics]

[jofiel]

things I am full of

love

hope

laughter 

bread slice (x63) 

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[mexicanxthighs-deactivated20190]

[filenames]

[furi0usg3orge]

Yūsha Yoshihiko to Maō no Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King’s Castle”)

[twitterlols]

[buystars]

[prequelmemes]

I don’t understand

[bumbleshark]

“why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me

[phsfg]

I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

hhhh lucio fast

[theycantalk]

directions

[glory-kill-deactivated20170220]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

how does golbat close its mouth?????

[kanto-jhoto]

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.  

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

[lookskindadeadinside]

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

[dsalkflasdfkm-deactivated201803]