Treat urself with kindness 🍑

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[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[artokaii-deactivated20251018]

THEY HAVE MATCHING NIGHTGOWNS EEEEEEEEEEEE THEY’RE HUSBANDS 🩵💛

[oceantoyz]

This item is called "The Dingray"

[oceantoyz]

Shoutouts to all the D&D bards who are taking this into their next battle

[typelikeagirl]

[ruinedchildhood]

[killthespareno]

when that beat drops in nobody 

[yesterdaysprint]

Green Bay Press-Gazette, Wisconsin, December 19, 1946

[yesterdaysprint]

Green Bay Press-Gazette, Wisconsin, December 19, 1946

[paper-mario-wiki]

to be fair, his assumption was 100% correct

[stimman4000]

[sarcasticphan0103]

hey lover dick. ur cute

when will i find out who you are….

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[pageoftowers]

Yes I needed these in my life thank you

[robotslenderman]

How much does a “stick” of butter weigh?

[bixbiboom]

One stick is 4 ounces, or half a cup, or a quarter of a pound.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

SOMEBODY I FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM POSTED THIS AND IM SCREAMING NDAEFDFIZXBNLDFD

[ttv]

Haunted Houses With… Everyone in the Music Biz

By: drvlla

Date: October 17, 2018

More: This hilarious compilation of music industry meta-memes has a Part 2 and a Part 3. (Everyone: “It’s DJ Khaled!” 😂)

Playlist: Dinnertime in… Spooktober | How-To’s With… The Nun  | Michael Myers… in Suburbia | Haunted Houses With… Everyone in the Music Biz

[4allgoodthings]

[mochmint]

NINTENDOGS FOR SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!

[mochmint]

i’d like to thank nintendo… my parents …. god …

[egrrrl]

EXCUSE ME. all of these releases animal crossing..pokemon and so many more!!! HOW ŞPŎÍĹÉÐ ARE WE THIS yEAR GUYS?!

[aurmour]

[the-horror-king-of-trash-deacti]

I so badly want my school to let this be my senior quote but they won’t let me cause he originally didn’t say this ;-; rip

[sandy-sims]

everyone else in their 20′s: I need a house so I can get married and fill it full of children

me: I need a house so I can fill it full of video games, collectables and miscellaneous nerd crap

[madeforgardens]

BOOKSMART (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde

[littlestpersimmon]

My name is Uriel and this is not a fairytale.