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joey: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. joey: That's why I own TEN guns. joey: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

#slipknot #joey #jordinson #joey jordison #Slipknotincorrectquotes #correytaylor #correy #taylor #mick #mick thomson #chris fehn #paul gray #shawn crahan #sid #sid wilson #jim #jim root #craig jones #jey weinberg

tommy: Do you ever just wanna chew water?

doc: That’s it I’m gonna go lay down…

mick: Don’t you- don’t fucking leave me here!!!

#incorrect potc quotes #motley crue #tommy lee #incorrect quotes #mick mars #vince neil #funny jokes #nikki sixx #lee #mars #mick

?Truth?

#incorrect quotes #motley crue #vince neil #mick mars #tommy lee #funny jokes #motley #mick #mars #nikki #sixx #nikki sixx #tommy #lee #vince #neil

Motley Crue As Cursed Images

Tommy:

Nikki:

Mick:

Vince:

Im sorry-

#nikki #nikki sixx #tommy #tommy lee #mick #mick mars #vince #vince neil #mars #sixx #lee #neil #motley #crue #motley crue #MotleyCrueAsCursedImages #funny stuff #FunnyMotleyCrue #prettyboyvice

Me walking out of McDonald’s

#bruce dickinson #dave murray #iron maiden #steve harris #nicko mcbrain #clive burr #adrian smith

My Favorite Band Members As Things My Friends Said

Its Not Gay! *Mumbling* It Might Be Bi... - Vince Neil

I Wanted A Drink Of Water And Thats My First Amendment Right! Likes Its America Bitch! - Bruce Dickinson

What Are Boobs Made Of? - Steven Adler

ill Rip You’re Dick Off And Beat You With It! - Axl Rose

You Work For Me! If There Where No Kids Here Who Would You Teach? Hm? I Give You You’re Paycheck! - Lars Ulrich

Boys Got Caught Jerking Off In Homework Club. - Izzy Stradlin

Did You Know The Female Uterus Can Fit Up To 8 Golf Balls! - Tommy Lee

I Got Glasses When I Got Blind - Dave Murray

Y’Know, Being Friends With You Guys Has Consequences... - Mick Mars

#80's rock #incorrect quotes #vince neil #motley crue #bruce dickinson #iron maiden #Steven Adler #guns n roses #lars ulrich #metallica #izzy stradlin #tommy lee #dave murray #mick mars

nikki, tommy, vince: McDonalds! McDonalds McDONALDS!

mick: *Sighs and pulls pulls into a McDonalds*

nikki, tommy, vince: YEAH! *Incoherent cheering*

person: Thanks for choosing McDonalds what may i get you?

mick: A plain black coffee.

#motley crue incorrect quotes #mick mars #tommy lee #vince neil #nikki sixx #SAVAGE MICK

*Slash brings in cupcakes, and sets them down*

*Izzy sneaks one and eats it in the bathroom, and acts like he hates them*

*Axl takes one and only eats the frosting* FUCK THE CAKE!

*Slash eats one casually and takes at least 20 minutes because he wants to savor all the deliciousness*

*Duff takes off the frosting and almost gets dropped kicked by Axl*

*Stevie eats the whole thing in one bite including the rapper around the cupcake*

Izzy: ...

Izzy: That can hurt you’re upper intestines!

Stevie taking a big swallow and looking around: am i dead yet... MmMmM nO!

#steven adler #slash hudson #slash guns n roses #axl gnr #axl rose #Izzy Stradlin #izzy gnr

Def Leppard, and Guns N’ Roses Lmfao :D T-T

slash: You try these new berries and cream starburst?

izzy: No-

Drunk, high, and horny axl walking by: Pardon what kind of star bursts did you just say!

slash: Berries-

axl: Berries And what else!

slash: And cream!

axl: Oh *Intensive moaning*

izzy: ...

slash: ...

axl starts to clap his hands: Berries and cream berries and cream, i’m a little lad who loves berries and cream!

slash: ...

izzy: ...

axl: ...

axl in a higher pitch voice: bErRiEs AnD cReAm bErRiEs AnD cReAm Im A LiTtLe Lad WhO LoVeS bErRiEs *Kicks feet in air* AnD cReAm! *Jazz Hands*

izzy:

slash: Hell Yeah! *claps hands* WoO!

axl: *Runs away like a Fairie*

#gnr #incorrect quotes #axl gnr #slash hudson #izzy stradlin #duff mckagan #steven adler #funny jokes #axl rose #slash guns n roses #guns n roses

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