Tuesday

ditto emergency

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[rainrosewater]

love dan’s little high-pitched voice that he does when he’s roleplaying as the audience. “my dads are fighting!” “do a phil squat!” awwww we’re tiny and annoying in his head <333

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

something about the night changing

[rawish-moonstone]

I'm going to kiss this brick but that won't make it any better

Dan fell in love with Phil, the love of his life, hard and fast at the tender age of 18

and he didn't get to tell his mum and dad about how much he and that wonderful nice boy loved each other until a whole decade later

he had to suppress his joy every time he talked to them but especially after returning home from visiting Phil

meanwhile Phil's family knew about their love the whole time

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[dailystuffie]

Today’s plushie is . . .

Fraidy the Black and Orange

Halloween Cat !

day 13 ,, posted 2/24/26

[i-am-a-fish]

*a horse silently spawns next to you*

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

New Print Design Week!!!

Day 3 of 7!

This one was by popular demand, I wasn't super sure at first if I wanted to release this one as a print since the Australian gentleman in question passed away a little while ago but every single Australian I've talked to/seen the comments of since have insistent on this existing so here we go!

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ty for the warmup

ink: diamine, lilac satin

[pukicho]

Honestly, I could see you becoming an AI bro. I doubt you will, but the vibes are there.

Just tell me to kill myself like the other hate comments do, man. I like those more than this.

[evoimations]

Kill yourself

[pukicho]

Thank you

[pukicho]

I see so many online wearing so little clothing, some even none at all. I will buy them large coats to keep them warm. We must protect the weak from baring harsh winters.

[amateur-wizard]

the sluts are forever grateful

[pukicho]

We are all brothers and sisters of Mankind.

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[dearbisexual]

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

[dearbisexual]

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

[fuckyeahsnackables]

This is astonishing. I’m going to use and save.

[i-am-a-fish]

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

[i-am-a-fish]

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment