my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, theyāre funny as fuck
actual dialogue:
āto your battle stations, boys! itās time to line up and see whoās tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.ā
āhereās a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me themā
B A B E
āeveryone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but donāt know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.ā
ālindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didnāt smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldnāt be sad. it was hard not to listen.ā
i canāt wait to read this book tbh
thanks for all the love!!
the story is part one in a series sheās gonna write called āthe 23 islandsā and itās about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and itās about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because itās dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they donāt find it tho because each book is a different island
These are all amazing.
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