Evoimations

No I will not make separate blogs for my different fixations, only gimmicks. If you’re brave enough to follow me, you will experience all of my weirdness

[bloominglegumes]

finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,

(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)

[evoimations]

I love you for doing this

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why did I just find out from @lostinthewrongfandom that Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride?????

[evoimations]

Have you never questioned what he has going on with Buzz?

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[evoimations]

IT WAS YOU

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

LINDSEY GRAHAM IS DEAD AND HARVEY WEISTIEN IS IN THE HOSPITAL. WHAT THE FUCK. YOU'VE BECOME MORE POWERFUL

If we get two this year I’ve achieved godhood

[evoimations]

Three if Mitch McConnell turns out to be rotting

[meludream]

trying to make pride flags with namecards literally how do I make this look decent. HELP

[evoimations]

what. what am I looking at

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

What’s up faggots~

[digitalsymbiote]

Girl you look so good!!!!!

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

You should probably like kiss me then or something idk.

[evoimations]

Congratulations. You have successfully dampened more than 100 pussies. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely, a gay male

[catarata02]

are any of us immune to the tomodachi bug….

edeleth miis!! wish i could say they’re already married and in love on my island but edelgard actually mega rejected byleth’s confession yesterday… it’s the first time it’s actually happened with any of my miis too😭😭usually they end up accepting at least One confession

LIKE WHATTTTT</33333 canon edelgard would beat my ass if she saw this.. but byleth’s still in love with her so there’s hope!!! my girl’s a migajera apparently

side note but goddamn is the switch screen recording quality ASS. i imported the clips of em moving from my sd card but they still look crunchy asf🥀

[evoimations]

I’ve had this happen before. Try getting the crush to be mutual before you let one of them confess

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I would trade this blog for a Darkwing Duck reboot with good plot lines, characterization, comic references, and more than 4 seasons

[evoimations]

This is the first time I’ve seen anyone mention Darkwing Duck in 10 years

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

This is the most devastating reblog I’ve seen in my life and I need you to know that

[evoimations]

I’m sorry

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I would trade this blog for a Darkwing Duck reboot with good plot lines, characterization, comic references, and more than 4 seasons

[evoimations]

This is the first time I’ve seen anyone mention Darkwing Duck in 10 years

[pondwitch]

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

[wigglyistough]

good

[crunchymaggots]

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because  he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.

[katbelleinthedark]

I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.

[evoimations]

I FOUND THE THING

[evoimations]

You’re twitching

“yeah…?”

your skeleton is ready to hatch :)

[onetimemacaroni]

Look at the woman

I am 👀👀👀

[evoimations]

Her name is Edelgard and she’s from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

What do you think are the chances that Jax gets into the tumblr sexy woman polls?

Very high

[evoimations]

DO NOT.

[evoimations]

evui veh vee vui!

Late, but thank you

[evoimations]

Please don’t get famous on me evoi

Late, but I can’t promise anything

[evoimations]

whyd you say that to pukicho, meanie

Late but he said he’d rather that than the AI bro comment. I just gave him what he wanted

[evoimations]

FIREBALL

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*distant sound of a burning knight*