[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

[savethefirecat]

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

[lynati]

thank you

[portraitoftheoddity]

Adding My Ocean:

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

have some more

[vixxey]

here’s my mama

[lionheartamelia]

Joking aside, I hope the bbc takes this as a lesson that relying on nostalgia all the time isn’t a good thing and they actually start to give new people a chance to tell fresh stories.

[lionheartamelia]

Do you reckon Christopher Eccleston payed an Etsy witch🤔

[mastergeckotattoo]

imagine being an angel and realizing the most beautiful thing in creation is sitting next to you complaining about nebulae

[nagusposting]

it's everyone's favorite holiday

SHITPOST DUMP AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spaceboat-1701]

major drawback of fandom ship name creation style is that i thought tuvix was not an episode of voyager but, in fact, the ship name for tuvok and neelix. this lead to me watching several seasons trying to see what people saw in the two. i now know better but physically cannot get the image out of my mind. this is a couple on the verge of divorce. its so funny to watch. just saw an episode where neelix shouted at him "you don't have feelings for me... you have feelings AGAINST me." and then a few minutes later, "you know what's surprising? i really like him. i just wish he liked me back" they NEED couples counseling and probably also a divorce. i just don't think either believes in divorce. every week neelix says "you aren't the man i fell in love with" and tuvok replies "likewise" or some shit. they live in misery and do NOT want help. anyways highly recommend viewing the show like this but also i wish i could go back and be free.

[jonathanarcher]

[jonathanarcher]

there is not a unit of time currently in existence small enough that it could accurately measure just how fast archer would kill tuvix

[paksthestoic]

Star Trek Captains in order of how fast they kill Tuvix:

1. Archer (does not feel bad)

2. Burnham (feels a Little Bad)

3. Janeway (we personally witnessed the devastation in them big ol I Had to Kill Somebody eyes, but she recovers quickly due to personal love of Tuvok and Neelix)

4. Sisko (spends awhile confirming every single possible alternative, does Not Feel Bad except when Tuvix directly calls him murderer)

5. Kirk (tries to Kobayashi Maru it. Dealer’s choice on if this results in a Tuvix AND Neelix and Tuvok live, or if it becomes one of those things that he carries foreverrr)

6. Picard (this could be a two parter episode with how much he would need to soliloquize on identity and the rights of the individual and the authority limits of a captain. But yeah, he’s killing Tuvix).

This doesn’t even touch on how the non-Janeway captains would react if their Tuvix was ALSO made up of one half Their Best Friend and Moral Compass.

[knivesandteeth]

Missing the bit where sisko either blackmails tuvix into doing it himself or getting Garak to do it

Also saru isnt killing tuvix

[unamccormack]

Garak murdered Neelix before the dilemma arose.

[ljspencerauthor]

y’all remember that Archer had his Tuvix ep with the whole cloning Trip thing in season 3? Honestly, I think that was much worse AND it messed him up much more. I mean, they made Trip2 and watched him grow up and learn and stuff then harvested him for *parts* for TripPrime. In that respect, Janeway got off easy!

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[littlegirlinvisible]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

[lanasangels333]

Headcannons: ahhh I haven’t done this in so long omg 😛

Tuvok:

- wore extremely emo and rebellious clothing as a teen

- drifts off while meditating only to wake up and pretend that nothing has happened

- writes weird and gruesome poems that everyone finds extremely creepy and concerning

Janeway:

- has pulled her rank to stop losing a game on the holodeck

- chronic headaches

- reads a lot of erotic books like these 1980s ghost novels and claims their old legends

- mumbles to herself and cleans her quarters when she’s angry at someone

Harry Kim:

- has accidentally called Janeway „mom“ and spent the rest of the day begging the doctor for sick leave

- secretly listens to hiphop and imagines he’s a rapper

- tried to workout to become more muscular but 7 gave him tips to improve his posture and he stopped

Tom Paris:

- cracks dad jokes that no one laughs at while he looks at everyone for approval

- ate so many sweets that he got a belly ache and insisted that it was Neelix cooking

- filmbro (especially Die hard and fast and furious)

Doctor:

- walked around in a tuxedo for a week because it’s more „classy and starfleet isn’t here“

- rereads his log entries just to giggle and laugh at his own jokes

- tried to learn an instrument through practice, but gave up and just added it to his subroutines

- thinks that Kes was the only person who really unsterstood and loved him

Neelix:

- commited tax fraud multiple times

- designed his outfits to be even more colourful but tuvok claimed it to be a security breach

- dyslexic

- intentionally laughs at tuvoks “jokes” cus neelix finds tuvoks confused face funny

B’elanna:

- baby talks to the warp core

- thinks Toms broken klingon is really cute (even if she’s annoyed at first)

- enjoys holodeck parties more than she would admit

Chakotay:

- would unironically wear shirts with motivational quotes on

- has 5+ pillows on his bed for extra comfort

-uses scented candles that smell aggressively like jasmine and roses

7 of 9:

- hums while working in astrometrics, just in general enjoys singing a lot

- likes to take bubbles baths but doesn’t admit it to anyone

- believes she is incapable of being loved by anyone

[gesssekai]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER // S4E18: The Killing Game, Part I

↳ Kathryn Janeway in her White Tuxedo

[assassinbugs]

Spin the wheel twice (feel free to re-spin if you don't recognize a character)

These two Star Trek characters are now stuck in a time loop, are the only two people aware of it, and need to work together to get out of it. How are they doing?

nobody has ever broken out of a loop faster before

good! they work together pretty well

eh. it's ok-ish

could go either way

it's not going well...

they're never making it out of there

other hyperspecific answer

Voting ended onFeb 8

[jone-slugger]

Me going through my workday while daydreaming about the fanfic I'm writing

[penny-anna]

the thing w Threshold is we don't actually know Janeway gave birth to those babies. they're hyperevolved salamanders who knows how they reproduce. *smacks roof of episode* could be mpreg

[peachviz]

this one is for all the bots that hate Starfleet Academy

[jone-slugger]

Happy future birthday, my Captain!

[jone-slugger]

Bringing this back. Happy b-day KJ!