Headcannons: ahhh I haven’t done this in so long omg 😛
- wore extremely emo and rebellious clothing as a teen
- drifts off while meditating only to wake up and pretend that nothing has happened
- writes weird and gruesome poems that everyone finds extremely creepy and concerning
- has pulled her rank to stop losing a game on the holodeck
- reads a lot of erotic books like these 1980s ghost novels and claims their old legends
- mumbles to herself and cleans her quarters when she’s angry at someone
- has accidentally called Janeway „mom“ and spent the rest of the day begging the doctor for sick leave
- secretly listens to hiphop and imagines he’s a rapper
- tried to workout to become more muscular but 7 gave him tips to improve his posture and he stopped
- cracks dad jokes that no one laughs at while he looks at everyone for approval
- ate so many sweets that he got a belly ache and insisted that it was Neelix cooking
- filmbro (especially Die hard and fast and furious)
- walked around in a tuxedo for a week because it’s more „classy and starfleet isn’t here“
- rereads his log entries just to giggle and laugh at his own jokes
- tried to learn an instrument through practice, but gave up and just added it to his subroutines
- thinks that Kes was the only person who really unsterstood and loved him
- commited tax fraud multiple times
- designed his outfits to be even more colourful but tuvok claimed it to be a security breach
- intentionally laughs at tuvoks “jokes” cus neelix finds tuvoks confused face funny
- baby talks to the warp core
- thinks Toms broken klingon is really cute (even if she’s annoyed at first)
- enjoys holodeck parties more than she would admit
- would unironically wear shirts with motivational quotes on
- has 5+ pillows on his bed for extra comfort
-uses scented candles that smell aggressively like jasmine and roses
- hums while working in astrometrics, just in general enjoys singing a lot
- likes to take bubbles baths but doesn’t admit it to anyone
- believes she is incapable of being loved by anyone