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mads • 22 • taurus just vibing

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

You know what? Fuck you! *Unextracts your vanilla*

[fairycosmos]

it is what it is *throws up blood*

[weatherdotpng]

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[diybreastreduction-deactivated2]

who up delaying the inevitable

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[amygdalae]

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

twitter is dying slowly of a fatal disease….SAD! well i think we should put tik tok in a saw trap

[depsidase]

[dickspooky]

They should make more music from 2008

[kristina100000]

never liked being a waitress but i found joy in telling customers we no longer have whatever they are asking for. sorry wee ran out of mussels i guess you should kill yourself

[wormspeddler]

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

[painpacker-deactivated20220228]

one doctor pepper girl is worth 100 Pepsi girls

[earthdad]

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

[reliefcrossing]

[toweabulb]

i’m sorry this will never not be so fucking funny to me