Cryptid

He/they Nine point seven four ferrets in a skinsuit

[y0url0calcryptid]

The important stuff

Call me Ash :3

My pronouns are he/they.

Things I Like!!

The magnus archives

Horror movies

Slenderverse stuff

Circus

Dinosaurs

I also do insect pinning and collect bones but I try to tag properly with tws so if that's not your thing, that's cool :3

Asks are open as are DMs!

Discord :3

y0url0calcryptid_

Dm for other socials if you want, but I don't post on them very often

TAGGING SYSTEM

• ☆ cryptid sightings ☆ - me

Completely irrelevant fun facts about me under the cut

I'm British. This is not important but if it looks like I'm up at like 4am, we're probably just in different timezones

I can't ice skate, like, at all

I have petted a lemur before, 10/10 experience would reccomend

I write fics but none of you guys will ever find my writing alt >:3

[kinkipants]

Jonny and his fabulous hair xD

[needsmoreyuri]

Does Bill count as a queer-coded Disney villain?

[bill-cipher-offical]

CODED?

[bill-cipher-offical]

Why do you always type in uppercase, did you break your caps lock and it won’t turn off?

i can do whatever i want forever.

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[rosieandthemoon]

"La Femme-Escargot" circa 1900

[teaboot]

Snirgin Mary. She belongs in a Snurch

[godkissedme]

[y0url0calcryptid]

@tea-cake-and-corvidae darling how do you feel about me buying you 10000 spring onions

[ignes-siderei]

Bill's notes in Ford's journals be like

[sal101010]

No shoes and EVERYTHING posted up at jay’s house

[coelii]

An (incomplete) List of Things That Could Kill Me

Bullet 1

Bullet 2

Bullet 3

Bullet 4

A really poisonous snake

[streptococcus-pyogenes]

hi i bet i could do a decent job

[ardent-w]

Sooo I finally caved in... and made a human John design

[blue-wolfe]

Once we reach 400 Elijah's I can start working on the next... 👀 Adam or Jedidiah?

[y0url0calcryptid]

ADAM ADAM ADAM PLEASE IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE PLS ADAM

[bill-cipher-offical]

REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

[bill-cipher-offical]

WHO THE FUCK IS VOTING FOR HOWL

[featherlight143]

Can’t you see them?

[bill-cipher-offical]

I SEE THEM TAPPING THE SCREEN. THEM BUTTONS ARE REAL CLOSE TOGETHER AND I'M POSITIONED DIRECTLY BELOW IT. SO NO.

[bill-cipher-offical]

REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

[kabber]

[geopsych]

My neighbor put Christmas lights through his azalea before it bloomed and now it looks amazing

[constellama]

tosses this like a carcass into a pit of wolves. arkayne from earlier this year