☆I made a reblog dump is everyone proud☆

the pfp is me on my hoard of trinkets and posts btw. columbidae is pigeons and doves if anyone was wondering

[tea-cake-and-columbidae]

Main: @tea-cake-and-corvidae

[view-critter]

??????? ??? WHERE IS HE

theyre censoring him after what he did in the moon war 😞💔

[number1wifemisser]

He’s busy at the moon Kaiser’s throne

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[kaiserouo]

[joleneghoul]

Me when the characters in a story start arguing and letting their nasty sides out and i get to see if their relationship can stand it, grow, or if ultimately they break apart. Or maybe even a secret third worse thing.

[stigmartyrpunk]

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

[squidonkulous]

This door keeps showing up on my walk to work and I have a strong urge to open it and go inside, anyone know what's up??

I've got a pounding headache and this guy called Michael keeps trying to talk to me

[thecollectorofships]

DO NOT THE DOOR

[lemin-the-gremlin]

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GO THERE YOU WILL DIE

[number1wifemisser]

no go in there, it’ll be funny

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

having a normal one applying for jobs rn

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[mrwatermelaun]

Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"

Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."

Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"

Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."

Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."

Robbie: "...told you, man."

Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"

Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."

Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"

Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"

[robert-smirke-official]

LLMs and other generative ai (specifically for images and videos) feel like an attempt of the unknowing by the stranger at a global scale

When the AI bubble finally implodes everyone say Thank You Gertrude Robinson

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[fool-counter]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm… Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

fool count: 4

[baleful-meat-worm]

little s1 jon sketch :)

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

[fabulousestestest]

one of my favourite character traits of jon's is his occasional selective hearing:

georgie: you need to not shut yourself off! be around people, talk to them! if you're worried about your humanity, you need humans to ground you. people in general!!

jon, a few hours later: so, georgie said i should talk to martin :)