mischief managed.

hello i'm bailey. poli sci major at ucf. disney cast member. thoughts and rants lurkers o.o

[untexting]

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

[yaale]

i have an actual relevant-to-my-degree adult job interview tomoro and i am nervous bc they contacted me thinking i’d be a good fit, so like, i can’t fuck it up

and then i am simultaneously being told there’s supposedly a spot open in adlib, so i could be a statused coordinator

and i’m just really stressed bc either 

a. in the next month i will have major life changes

b. none of this will happen bc i will have fucked it up somehow

so like idkidkidk. 

also i don’t even use tumblr anymore no one will read this lol

ever since i got off work and have been at home alone thinking about this, i’ve just been in an awful mood and been a dickhead to everyone that’s text me so cool

[yaale]

so last night i decided i am really bad at being a fun and hip 21 year old, so i worked from 1430-0100 on NYE. i didn’t take a lunch and the extent of my break was sitting and shoving pizza rolls in my mouth around 9:30.

i’m glad i was able to cross NYE crowd control off my bucket list (even tho it wasn’t there in the first place). it was shockingly...fun. like, hectic, but all the cast were great and i didn’t get yelled at more than the average day as a coordinator. 

i also later realized i had the distinct pleasure of being the first coordinator to deal with a NYE night parade since adlib took back over the parades. what a treat for me. it was all the same cast that brought me to tears at the beginning of the season, bc they all were so bad at PAC at first. and then, for the big show, they killed it. it was probs one of my proudest moments as a coordinator lol.

sidebar: the only time i’ve ever watched the christmas parade, or most of the parades for that matter, was on the parade route working. idk what i’ll do when i stop working for disney and watch them from the sidelines like a peasant.

what is my life. how is this my job. 

[bonnibels]

Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.

[hamiltongifs]

When someone says one word that sparks a Hamilton song

[ask--george--eacker-deactivated]

This is me to tho

[hwhahjajakakaj]

“how-” “dOES A BASTARD ORPHAN SON OF A WHORE AND” “I’m-” “ TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REIGNS MAKING RED” “I’m looking for a-” “MIND AT WORK” “what time is it?” “SHOW TIME”’

[goatish]

when you’re doing a group project but your partner can’t do shit so you have to take over their part

[britishpike]

If there’s one way I could sum up my entire undergrad….

[attackingnatives-deactivated202]

@yaale

[yaale]

okay but why does america still pretend that the american dream is still alive and the husband works all week while the wife cooks and takes care of their two children and then on the weekend they go to church and have sunday supper and reflect on their middle class lives

what i am asking is why the fuck is nothing ever open late on sunday nights

[saltedsky]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[lemonpixycat]

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

[toocooltobehipster]

[shetellsastory]

[officialjared19]

The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole

[agent-scribe-deactivated2015112]

I have 99 problems. 48 of them are life problems…

HAMILTON IS 

THE OTHER 

51.

[yaale]

Questions I have for each sign

Aries: how is it so easy for you to make friends?

Taurus: why do you isolate yourself?

Gemini: will you ever stop searching for a new adventure?

Cancer: why are you so hard on yourself?

Leo: how do you remain so positive even in the most unfortunate circumstances?

Virgo: why is it that you rarely talk but when you do, you say the most beautiful things?

Libra: why do you succeed at everything?

Scorpio: why are you so infatuated with power?

Sagittarius: how do you stay so honest?

Capricorn: how do you remain so patient?

Aquarius: why do you stay loyal to those who barely deserve it?

Pisces: how do you fool others into thinking they know so much about you when they only know a fraction?

[tierdropp]

[love-personal]

[peterjschweitzer]

We couldn’t sleep, so we left in the dark and drove out to Palouse Falls. As we drove through the early light we saw so many deer grazing near the road. The rolling hills lead us to the state park, where we saw that the main trail was closed off by a large fence. We knew we wanted to get to the falls, so we hopped the fence, squeezed our way through a slot canyon, and scrambled down the hillside to the river below.→ Peter Schweitzer