Skate-Punk in paradise

By the 9, this shit is bussin (20s)

[depsidase]

[ralfmaximus]

Excellent! AI is wasteful as fuck and we need to stop this shit.

However.

An average golf course uses about 548,000 gallons of water per day.

Indianapolis has 77 golf courses within a 20 mile radius, utilizing an average of 42 million gallons of water. Per day.

Do something about that too, please.

[depsidase]

yes! thank you! golf also needs to be stopped. it does not need to exist. play minigolf or virtual golf or something i dunno but there is absolutely no reason golf should be allowed to exist in a world where water is becoming increasingly scarce and even land itself increasingly expensive.

one's love of golf does not outweigh civilization's need for water. it does not outweigh all the ecosystems' needs for water. get that selfish boomer attitude out of here. it has no place in the 21st century.

[pukicho]

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

[depsidase]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but DID I come back wrong, or did you build up an idealized version of me in your head that was easy to love while I was dead? but now that I'm real and alive and complicated again, you resent me for not being as simple and compliant as a mere memory?

do you resent me for coming back "wrong," or for coming back at all?

[catchymemes]

[stark-enterprises-official]

Broke: Changing your name because of social traditions

Woke: Changing your name for comedic effect

[theconcealedweapon]

[newsandstuffisee]

[decomposedmaw]

Chillin’ on the Bridge

[enbyzombies]

how are you people alive.

[rapeculturerealities]

[theconcealedweapon]

If we just blame a vulnerable minority for everything, rich people will willingly take smaller profits.

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[mrbopst]

Fight the power

[liberalsarecool]

More of this solidarity. Ruin ICE.

[depsidase]

[theinstagrahame]

The greatest trick Capitalism ever pulled was conflating itself with Commerce.

Exchanging goods and services isn't Capitalism. Like, if you grow chickens and the guy you want to buy wool from is vegetarian, you maybe need some way to convert your Chicken Resource into something he needs so you can get your Wool. That's Commerce.

Expanding your chicken farm, outsourcing all of your work to exploited laborers, cutting corners on inspections and quality, and putting all of the profits toward buying out your wool-producing neighbors' business so you can do it again, while you get richer in the process? That's Capitalism.

[depsidase]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

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