Green Eggs & Sami

[threesideddream]

shout out to this baby for being amazing.

[hasee-yay-deactivated20200907]

[themakeupvanity]

[davst]

[cockandpokeballs]

Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase

[onlytwitterpics]

[bjennymontero-deactivated201708]

[adriannasch]

[blackmodel]

i was givin flower realness on monday

[tropicri]

[allsadnshit]

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

[pochacco]

[macleod]

Flying a drone through fireworks

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

I really don’t think anything exists man

[gamechangershow]

This Rad 90’s Kardashians Photo is Getting Photoshopped, Naturally

[nicowilliams6]

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.11.21

[stuckylikeglue-deactivated20171]

He is so DELIGHTED

[adulthoodisokay]

“They want to hire a part of me.”

[decepticonsensual]

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

[stability]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Are you seeing this sh*t, human?” (via convicttv)

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

These chews are called rawhide chews, and please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GET YOUR DOGS THESE!! They’re so FUCKING bad and even dangerous for them! Here are reasons why:

1) They use all sorts of chemicals (like formaldehyde, arsenic, and bleach) to preserve them and make them look white and nice for your dog.

2) Not only do they use glue to keep the shape of the bone the way it is, but the thing basically IS glue. It’s so preserved, that when a dog eats it, it keeps it’s goopiness and can harden in the dog’s stomach, causing blockages. I’ve heard dozens of stories of dogs having to go to the ER to get these surgically removed from their intestines.

3) When they’re not chewed properly, the edges can be sharp and cause tearing in your dog’s stomach lining.

4) THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO KILL DOGS, CAUSE SEIZURES, ALL SORTS OF OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS, AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

There are natural alternatives, like tendons, bones, antlers, bully sticks/pizzle sticks, or vege chews. They ARE more expensive, but they are worth the money.