pau ;

lives for the blood of your enemies

[castawayskiller-deactivated2017]

the evolution 

[yaknowdasnotgood]

oh my god haha

[mortallyvirtualphan]

who knew that dil howlter, the son/sim of @amazingphil and @danisnotonfire, would actually live through all those electric shocks and men in bear costumes to marry tabitha. (honestly i cant wait for when dnp become grandparents oh it will be precious and a disaster)

Please dont be a salty llama and repost thanks!

[ssv-normandy]

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

[jncoes]

i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude

[egotasticlukey]

This Y/N chick is gettin all the dick, like bitch don't hog

[against-faith]

[X] [X]

[laffgaff]

I went to the doctors and told him I was having problems with my hearing.

He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

[laffgaff]

My wife phoned me, panting and breathless...

“Where are you?” she shouted.

I said, “I’m at the pub.”

She said, “I think the baby’s coming.”

I said, “Well, they won’t get in. They’re underage.”

[isolate]

Just reblog this if you’re proud of 5sos

(via 5secondsofsummer-fanpage)

[scarylovelou]

luke + puppy dog filter 

[yaknowdasnotgood]

so instead of studying, i am stuck in the tumblr hole

[yaknowdasnotgood]

the first ever post

i, uhm, yes, hello