Comet!!

They/them // Artist !!PERSONAL BLOG!!

[w0lffed]

Hi guys I've never touched Tumblr before how do I do this

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[9ad5ea]

screenshot from insta very good post

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[helosova]

HATSUNE MIKU!! I LOVE HATSUNE MIKU!! she's awesome and cool:)

[helosova]

fishune fishu

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[shion-is-getting-better]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

-my dad isn't shit

-i have it in me

-im getting out of here

-lock the fuck in

-oh my god its [nude art of character] on my dash

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[ozempicofficial]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[comment-tube]

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.