mycroftisyourcroft:
secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus
you look so hot but i canât go near you with all these people around so iâm just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious
we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk
we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and iâm trying not to make it obvious iâm seething with jealousy but itâs really difficult
we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as weâre about to go on a really long, awkward roadtrip
my friend set me up on a blind date and i canât really refuse because they think iâve been single for ages so they think theyâre doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying âi love youâ for the first time
secretly dating aus give me life















