Thoughts of a Violinist Giraffe

Poetry, lines of thought, and random admiration of all sorts of art - all in one place! // Critical Role Fandom, mostly // PERSONAL DEETS: 31, hetero male, SDA Christian

[k-eke]

TV.

[yanyears]

A fear that I might have had something compromised on this dumb site got me logging back into it and now I see it’s cleaned itself up somewhat. I guess I’m back.

[2minutetabletop]

10 Horror Encounters for Halloween – 2-Minute Tabletop

10 horror encounters to frighten to hardiest of tabletop players. Embrace Halloween and spook your players with dreadful monsters and mysteries.

How do you like the sound of a Halloween one-shot? Peek into Troy’s 10 Horror Encounters if you dare, where you will find fitting inspiration… (and free battle maps!) 

Do you dare look inside??

Read more: https://www.2minutetabletop.com/10-horror-encounters/

[littlesouthernwolfe-deactivated]

[explorerrowan]

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

[alberolingarn-deactivated202102]

I love chili posters! My favorite:

(Photos by Mark Miller)

And then like, for example, dried jalapeños have multiple names based on how dry, the color, whether they’re smoked (chipotle vs. mulatto etc).

So good. Long live Mexico (long live Alta California too!) and long live Mexican cooking. And chiles. M

[critrolestats]

Ja.

Thanks to @TriaElf9 for this art piece! See the original at https://twitter.com/TriaElf9/status/1162192061220528133

Sam: We need a counter for how many times she says, “ja.” Travis: CritRoleStats is on the job. Marisha: You don’t want to give them that task. That’s a fool’s errand. Laura: Yeah, no, they’re like “…Why.” Mica: Everybody just sighed at CritRoleStats.

Das stimmt, ja.

Number of times “ja” was said during Episode 2-75: 53 Number of times Marisha said “ja”: 40

Read more at critrolestats.com

[yanyears]

Ach nein, warum spricht sie auf schlechtes Deutsch? 😂

[demilypyro]

Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures

[demilypyro]

Some 14 year old: I think my imaginary friend should have the right to vote

Some 39 year old: I agree completely

Guy in a lab coat: *can't fucking write fast enough*

[yanyears]

Don’t forget sociologists, because the social interaction on here is, dare I say, fascinating.

[duckman-hmm-deactivated20190817]

hey don’t label traditional mythologies as fuckin cryptids. yokai aren’t cryptids, w/ndigo are not cryptids, pukwudgie aren’t cryptids.

TRADITIONAL MYTHOLOGIES ARE NOT CRYPTIDS. 

cryptids are creatures with a disputed existence OUTSIDE OF MYTHOLOGY. like fresno nightcrawlers, mothman, bigfoot, flatwoods monster, jersey devil. NOT mythology, and NOT indigenous stories.

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[prblms]

[yorripi-deactivated20200726]

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with

[yanyears]

Usually one pillow, but two pillows if it ain’t comfy enough

[nesanica007]

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

[mad-hare]

He feet too big for he gotdam leg too big for he gotdam body too big for he gotdam head

[yanyears]

Human babies are actually disproportionate as well - we’ve just gotten too used to it as a species.

[nomuzawa]

i’m sending a message of feathers and bone just let me know i’m not forgotten out here, alone

[70srogertaylor]

This is me, never leaving the house but when I actually do:

[captaindullard-deactivated20250]

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

AyELbOW SwEAT BITCH

[yanyears]

“I became bothered, upset - PISSED” That’s some pure Holt energy right there

[seultaro]

the mini skirt + over the knee socks look is the best look ever created and no one will ever change my mind

[seultaro]

fashion will never top this

[supersoftly]

its true and you should say it

[thedoctorofall]

It’s called absolute territory and its absolutly the best

[atrailofblood]

its true

[yanyears]

.... huh. Wow. You’re right.

[niggazinmoscow]

The cis are wild

[curriebelle]

I Understand this, but also on the other hand, where’s my commercial of Gwendoline Christie seducing me with Two Tickets to that Thing I Like (she’s on a horse)

[yanyears]

I honestly just want a commercial from Old Spice where a rad woman is doing rad fantastical things as Old Spice do

[triaelf9]

Another dice card is up! This time, it’s water ^_^ Prints, comics, charms and other sketch cards are still in the store as well!

https://triaelf9.storenvy.com/

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

[gigglygamer]

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

[itsablindowl]

Fan

[zeb-z]

Zia

[gay-mormon-wizard]

Jrg

[moved2junkartie-deactivated2020]

Mlp

[sulpher]

Vks….LIKE THE FUCKING MEDICINE???!!!

“ hey ugh …you look pretty sick. Would you like me to rub myself all over you ?”

[phoenyxnightbyrd]

Sge

[erikaii]

Suk

[thermopylod]

Eel. I’m a goddamn eel.

[nexttrickanvils]

Dho

[novemberocean]

Att… it sounds like i was named after a twitter handle in a post apocalyptic future

[yanyears]

Jhe. I mean... it could be worse.

[blurryf4ce]

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old