Yaoi Hell

your guide to the hellscape that is yaoi

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can you share your main? we really miss you!

you know what, sure. go hog wild. I’m @tsunflowers

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you’ve surely noticed that I haven’t posted here in months. over the past few years, my posts were becoming increasingly sporadic. the reason is simple: updating this blog just hasn’t been fun for me. I don’t really read yaoi anymore. I think it’s time for the era of yaoi hell to come to an end and this is my official closing statement

I will not be transferring the blog to another mod because yaoi hell has truly been my child these past five years. god I can’t believe it’s been five years. this blog started out as merely a quarantine zone to keep my yaoi liveblogging off my main. when I started it the idea of getting 100 followers seemed like a lot and I could never have guessed that I would end up with over 2000. I want to thank you all for giving me the attention that I crave. seriously, I’m happy that I was able to make so many people laugh

I’ll keep the blog up. I couldn’t delete it. you can always come back and relive the yaoi hell experience on your own even if I no longer update

as of today, I declare us all graduates of the

let your yaoi degree take you anywhere you’d like

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senpai is back and he’s asking liao out and there’s peppy music playing. all is well once more and I can leave off playing for the night

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this is a really good legend

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god I feel like I’ve fucked up somewhere. all I want is for this kitty boy to love me and yet he keeps pulling away

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I’m going over there right now and beating up his homophobic family

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this cat scared the hell out of me

but I guess it wasn’t his fault

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I said I wanted to date him and he ghosted me! what is this

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the responsible choice is no, because midterms are coming up and liao would be better off studying. the choice of a person who wants to fuck a leopard cat is yes

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as soon as I get the option to pick one cat over the other two I’m just gunning for senpai

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is this an unfriendly god? he just looks like a furry to me

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it’s pouring rain, the other two cats have disappeared, senpai is all shadowed like this, and some seriously creepy music is playing. I’m scared

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no that’s not true! I love you shu-chi senpai

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ragoo didn’t want liao to refer to him as a lord and requested liao use more familiar terms with him which I’m sure came across much more smoothly in the original unlike in the translation where liao keeps calling him “Brother Ragoo.” every time this happens I forget to cap it but it makes me imagine him as a priest and I crack up

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“sensitive” is the wrong word here. senpai is interested in the idea of romantic relationships in general which is more than you can say for the other two but “sensitive” is on the same level as “logic” when it comes to words that don’t exist in his vocabulary

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I don’t care which cat would actually be best at answering my romance related questions. I’m going to ask shu-chi senpai because I want to fuck him and this seems like a good segue

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Wait does this mean that if someone else looked at the dragon they'd see an elderly maiden aunt dragon dressed in landslide netting? Because that is quite the mental image.

yeah that’s how it is. but if you use your imagination you can still find a way for her to work the look as well as the buff man dragon does