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This blog is nsfw(ish) until tumblr completes the purge. Not updating with new stuff too lazy to delete things dont wanna outright delete the blog.

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send butt pix before the purge

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oh lord

[snyggvur]

Reblog for butt pix in ur inbox

[satans--secretary]

Show me your butts

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Show Dem Asses

[hilariousgrindr]

“How to propose to me”

Follow my other blogs verycursed and hilariouslife

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This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

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requested by shimonseka

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[nomorefullnameleavemealone]

all you sugar daddies who wanna spoil me HMU before this sites gone lol

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Just created a Pixiv page. Nothing much is in there yet but I’m gonna fill it out with new content later on.

https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=36294197

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

[copperbadge]

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

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I have stretch marks.

[smallerbenz-blog]

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

[strawberrybutch]

tag yourself im chaotic average

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chaotic failing

[yaoiboy-animaniac]

im chaotic 4.0

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I’m still laughing.

[eriquin]

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

[eriquin]

I may regret this, but …

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that’s a lot of dicks.

[silencingthedrums]

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

[grembie]

The last comment has ruined me