[thefuzzyaya]

Hokage is very very busy this morning

[thefuzzyaya]

They match each other's freak

[thefuzzyaya]

Their secret

[chibibytes-anime]

Rukia and orihime By (Purple-Star-6)

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 68 (masterpost here)

Tim: i'll bet you anything i can shoot this elastic band into the roof of that convertible from here.

Dick: that's not even a challenge, you gotta do it from where Damian is across the street.

*connecting ping*

Jason: yo i see three people online, are we having a 4/4 main Gotham squad night?

Damian: yes, Father is off with the Justice League.

Jason: neat. i think i found a meta by the way, we might have to register him in the Batcave.

distant, angry male voice: I'M NOT A FUCKING META I'M A DAMN STAGE MAGICIAN.

Jason: hold on- shut up, i told you there was no way for you to know that was my card, so until you tell me how it happened in a logical manner, you are a meta and i will be keeping you tied up. -ok i'm back.

Distant male voice: i took an oath Red Hood, you cant keep fucking doing this! if it pisses you off that much then STOP COMING TO MY SHOWS.

Damian: aw man, again, Akhi? let him go.

Dick, amused and baffled: this has happened before?

Jason: 'm not letting him go, he's a meta.

Damian: he's not, though.

Tim: i seriously thought you were joking when you told me he had beef with a stage magician now.

Dick: you knew about this?

Tim: i- *sputter* i'd heard stories, i didn't think it was real.

Damian: hold on, i'm on my way over to you, Hood.

Jason: sick.

Damian: and I'm untying Clarance.

Jason: YOU CAN'T- HE'S A META.

Damian: I HAVE DNA TESTED HIM A THOUSAND TIMES NO HE IS NOT.

Distant male voice: how about- how about i do the trick again, Hood. so you can see it plainly.

*brief pause*

Jason: i'm not untying you, but sure.

*shuffling*

Distant male voice: -pick a card,

*cards flicking* *shuffling*

Distant male voice: put it back- this chain is way too tight, man. ok put it back, and you can shuffle the deck yourself.

*shuffling*

Jason: *annoyed grunt*

*silence*

Distant male voice: ...is this your card?

Jason: fuck you.

Dick, starting to laugh: H-Hood,

Jason: no- he's a fucking DANGER TO GOTHAM, SOMEBODY GET FUCKING MARTIAN MANHUNTER OR I SWEAR TO GOD,

Distant male voice: *forlorn* Hood this is the fourth time this month.

Jason: SILENCE FROM YOU.

Dick: *wheezes*

[thehuxler]

They refer to you as a horse btw which feels incredibly fucked up to me and make up shit you said that you didn't say like calling Heather Mills a whore and for some reason they think you're way older than you are?

Anon, I understand you're coming from a good place...but I genuinely don't want to hear this stuff. I blocked for a reason.

[thehuxler]

For those who doubt who the horse is referring to:

[suuho]

Let's make a bet then, shall we? One Piece, 2.04 Big Trouble in Little Garden

[vivisnefertari]

[aspirinoverdose]

Corny nerd bf Mike Wheeler

[topdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[dickheaddutch]

[valilihapiirakka]

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

[plain-flavoured-english]

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

[ridgette58]

…..,

OH THAT’S WHY-

[kagefloofyboots]

what was I just reading? I forgor

[kagefloofyboots]

did I already reblog this? I forgor

[dabouse]

wait is THAT why I don’t remember much of 2019-2022????

[neiljostensmediatrainer]

Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[ere-the-sun-rises]

@frownyalfred OMG OMG OMG

[woodchipp]

Souls and their “types” in TCOAAL have been the subject of fan discussion for quite a while now. While there is no definitive explanation as to what exactly makes one any given type of soul so far, I’ve tried to piece together something resembling an explanation based on the vague hints the game gives you and my own inferences. 

In Episode 3’s Cliffhanger route, the Entity states that “the only soul your morals affect is your own.” As Andrew subsequently points out, this means the type of one’s soul is determined by the individual’s subjective perception of themself.

Thus, it is also entirely possible for the type of the soul to be affected by external judgement that has been internalized by the individual in question.

With that in mind, let’s get into the nitty-gritty of it.

1) A pure soul is the soul of a person who believes themself to be morally upstanding, even if they aren’t. Examples of this include the warden Ashley sacrificed in Episode 1 (which is the soul the game uses to drop the above factoid) and the siblings’ father, Douglas Graves, who insists that he and his wife did “fine” raising the two while their kids are holding them hostage.

2) A grime soul is the soul of a person who believes themself to be reprehensible, but doesn’t fully accept it for whatever reason. The shining example would be Andrew himself, who often treats Ashley as a scapegoat to avoid taking accountability for his own behavior and tries to suppress his attraction to her as much as he can. The fact his soul was already grime at the time of his first contact with Lord Unknown implies he felt he was reprehensible since before the age of 10 - most likely due to his mother’s abuse - and dealt with those feelings by suppressing them as well.

Interestingly enough, when Renee’s tar soul-to-be is separated from Douglas’ pure soul at the playground of the souls, the latter becomes a grime soul shortly afterwards. This suggests that Douglas also let his wife be responsible for his more morally dubious decisions; while Andrew does it to maintain his delusion of being normal, however, what little we see of Douglas indicates he did so out of genuine trust in Renee.

The mindset of a grime soul is unwittingly summed up by Andrew in his notes - "I'm a piece of shit, but I could certainly be worse."

3) A tar soul-to-be is the soul of a person who fully believes themself to be reprehensible and simply doesn’t care. The most prominent example is the siblings’ mother, Renee Graves, who understands how vile selling her kids off to an organ harvesting scheme is enough to apologize, but doesn’t care as long as they’re not in the way of her life with her husband anymore. Another example would be the scheme’s mastermind, the Surgeon, who is marked by the Entity as “possibly a Tar Soul” and has no moral compunctions about doing what he does because it turns him on.

Notably, Andrew becomes a tar soul-to-be after attempting to kill Ashley on the Shots and Such route and/or successfully doing so in the “Prophecy Fulfiller” ending. It’s implied this was caused by him no longer caring about her wellbeing after she disobeyed him and cooked one of the campers, lending further credence to this definition.

4) Finally, there are tar souls, the darkest known type. The better you see yourself as, the purer your soul is. Conversely, the worse you see yourself as, the darker your soul is. Therefore, a tar soul is the soul of a person who fully believes themself to be reprehensible and hates themself for it.

And who, exactly, is the game’s singular tar soul so far?

[izbnart]

Batman animation yayy 🙌👍

[lettaniko]

Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.