Mike Driver
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
Origami Around
occasionally subtle
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
ojovivo
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Claire Keane
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Love Begins
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Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@yaoiinu
Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune
Can’t hurt.
I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻
No they literally work
I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ??????????????????????????
i’ve got nothing to lose lol
when Minho takes the spotlights away from the first lady
This will never not be funny 😂🤣🔝 #ICONIC
Period feels that don't get talked about enough
-constant feeling that you need to poop -crotch pains -those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out -cramps for days before you actually see any blood -simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger -simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER -maximum rage at cis men -got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse -got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus -that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS -got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now -gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
@thepinkcornmoon
- sit in one spot don’t move e v e r - pad jammed up between your thighs pain - crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad cr
When the wings on the pad twist with the sticky side up while you were sitting down to give you a free surprise bikini wax the second you stand up
Got a cold or other respiratory infection? Every sneeze and cough = crimson waterfall below the belt.
- lower back has declared war against the rest of you, you cannot bend over or even get comfortable
Bloating. Excessive bloating, so much it’s hard to breath. Headaches, fever. Constantly being sleepy and no matter how much you sleep, it’s not enough.
Period feels that don't get talked about enough
-constant feeling that you need to poop -crotch pains -those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out -cramps for days before you actually see any blood -simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger -simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER -maximum rage at cis men -got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse -got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus -that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS -got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now -gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
@thepinkcornmoon
- sit in one spot don’t move e v e r - pad jammed up between your thighs pain - crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad cr
When the wings on the pad twist with the sticky side up while you were sitting down to give you a free surprise bikini wax the second you stand up
Got a cold or other respiratory infection? Every sneeze and cough = crimson waterfall below the belt.
- lower back has declared war against the rest of you, you cannot bend over or even get comfortable
Bloating. Excessive bloating, so much it’s hard to breath. Headaches, fever. Constantly being sleepy and no matter how much you sleep, it’s not enough.
Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.
we are such a sad generation. the dream is a modest and decent life.
Uraraka almost had to cap a bitch~! ☆
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The wedding vlog with Phichit
Phichit: Wedding vlog!! Come see my best friend marry his childhood crush in the extravaganza of the century! And with me today is my main man Chris!
Chris, sipping martinis at 11am: I’m so proud of Victor for finding a man ready to accept his receding hairline.
Phichit: Let not male pattern baldness stand in the way of true love! Let’s go!
*dabs*
*cut*
Priest: Look, you’re going to have to shorten your vows. I’ve got another wedding at 3.
Victor, holding a five inch thick wad of notes, outraged: This is the abridged version.
*cut*
Yakov: Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the grooms!
*Victor and Yuuri walk out of the church arm in arm, beaming.*
*crowd cheers*
Yurio: *aims his flower petals directly at JJ’s face*
*cut*
Phichit: Hey handsome, I caught the bouquet! Want to be in my video?
Seung-gil, off camera: Did you specifically ask to sit next to me?
Phichit, whispers: It was fate.
Chris, to Seung-gil: I saw him texting Yuuri.
Phichit, sliding in close to Seung-gil: Fate…
*cut*
Yuuri: Oh my god who installed a pole at my reception??!
Chris, toasting Victor: You’re welcome.
*Victor, tearing up* * Chris winks at the camera like he’s on The Office*
*cut*
Yuuri: I thought that was a bachelor’s night special!
Phichit, handing him champagne: It’s too early to say.
*cut*
Phichit and Chris: As joint best men for our speech, before we got on to embarrassing university stories, we thought we’d talk about the qualities that make Victor and Yuuri such a great couple.
*brings up a powerpoint*
Phichit: Ass.
Chris: Booty.
Phichit: The male form.
*slides change*
Chris: Now as we can see from this shot, Yuuri is blessed with ample…
Yuuri: I don’t know what else I expected tbh. Victor, more champagne please.
Victor, lovestruck, bewitched, missing Yuuri’s glass and pouring it on his lap: Yes darling!
*cut*
Yuuri: Have you seen Victor? After we cut the cake he was crying and said he had to go thank Jesus or something??
Yurio, coming into the room: … you guys are not going to believe this.
*cut to outside shot of Victor clinging to the church spire, pants off, waving his cake at the sky*
Victor, screaming: I’M GAY! THANK YOU JESUS!!!
Yurio, yelling: YOU’RE DRUNK.
Victor: Good point. I’m gay AND drunk, THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!
Yuuri, tears in his eyes: I love him so much.
*cut*
Phichit: Ok I may have had a little too much and flirted with that fireman.
Chris: You asked him to douse you with his special hose. It was incredible.
Phichit: At least they rescued Victor.
*cut*
Phichit, crying softly: Don’t forget me on your honeymoon!
Yuuri: Don’t worry, I’ll think of you every time I ask Victor to douse me with his special-
Phichit: NO!!!
Victor: I’m not sure how to feel about that.
Chris: Well he did just promise you a blow jo-
Victor, blushing, visibly excited, grabbing Yuuri and slamming the car door: WE’RE GOING NOW BYE.
*cut*
Phichit: So, how was the wedding for you?
Milla: The open bar was great except… Yurio got in.
*Yurio runs past on all fours, growling and spitting*
*cut*
Seung-gil: … how did this ring get on my finger?
Phichit: Don’t you worry your gorgeous head about it, you lily soft love muffin.
*cut*
Michele: I think Victor went on his honeymoon pants-less…
*cut*
Chris: We should’ve asked the firemen to help clean…
*pan out onto an empty room, tables messy with plates and glasses, streamers everywhere, Yurio is asleep on the ground, there is a small fire in one corner and Victor’s pants flutter from the chandelier*
Phichit: Worth it.
Okay okay but think about: Victor and Yuuri giggling through kisses, swaying to some music playing in the background and generally being loving husbands???
Okay okay but think about: Victor and Yuuri giggling through kisses, swaying to some music playing in the background and generally being loving husbands???
Kubo: “yeah I wanted to draw Yuuri very plainly and not super handsome or anything”
Also Kubo:
“lmao bitch you thought”
long lost brothers in love with their coaches
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
You ever get that feeling after a particularly hard day at work or school thats just a shameless “I can’t wait to go home and read some porn later.”
Beautiful stars pick up line joke
Daichi: The stars are so beautiful
Sugawara: Yup, so beautiful
Daichi: Do you know what else is beautiful?
Sugawara: Let me guess, current Karasuno’s volleyball team captain?
Daichi: (blush a little) Wrong guess, it’s the beautiful setter of Karasuno started with Sugawara and ended with Kous—
Sugawara: (blush) Daichi it’s embarrassing
Daichi: (blush) it is
[And then later the two of them spending the rest of their time being blushy blushy while holding hand and lots of cute kissy kissy]
Kageyama: The stars are so beautiful
Hinata: Yeah!!!
Kageyama: You know what else is beautiful?
Hinata: The moment when the ball from your toss hit my palm?
Kageyama: I was gonna say your jump but yeah that moment is beautiful too
Yamaguchi: Look, Tsukki! The stars are so beautiful!
Tsukishima: Yeah I could see them
Yamaguchi:
Tsukishima:
Yamaguchi:
Tsukishima: Do you know what else is beautiful?
Yamaguchi: Dinosaurs?
Tsukishima: It’s yo—wait what
Kuroo: Kenma I brought you here to see the stars not the psp
Kenma:
Kuroo:
Kenma: okay
Kuroo: Look, the stars are so beautiful
Kenma:
Kuroo:
Kenma: ….okay?
Kuroo: Do you know what else is beautiful?
Kenma:
Kuroo:
Kenma:
Kuroo:
Kenma:
Kuroo: Kenma answer me I sound like a fool here talking by myself I want to try the pick up line please cooperate
Lev: Senpai! The stars are soooo beautiful!!
Yaku: Hm
Lev: Do you need a lift to see them better?
Yaku: Do you need a hit so the stars appears right before your eyes
Oikawa: Iwa-chan the stars are so beautiful
Iwaizumi: Yeah i—
Oikawa: You know what else is beautiful?
Oikawa: Me
Iwaizumi:
Oikawa:
Iwaizumi:
Oikawa:
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi:
Oikawa:
Iwaizumi:
Oikawa: Iwa-chan say something stop looking at me like I’m the most disgusting thing in the world
Hanamaki: The stars are so beautiful
Matsukawa: You’re more beautiful than the stars
Hanamaki:
Matsukawa:
Hanamaki: Bro
Matsukawa: Bro
Hanamaki: No homo?
Matsukawa: Full homo, bro.
Hanamaki: B r o
Ushijima: The stars are so beautiful.
Shirabu: Indeed.
Ushijima: Do you know what else is beautiful?
Shirabu: Victory?
Ushijima: Victory.
Tendou: The stars are so beautiful
Semi: It is
Tendou: You know what else is beautiful?
Semi: W-what?
Tendou: (whispering) The sounds of a heart breaking and the shattering spirit
real life: 1 out of 10 people are gay sports anime: 1 out of 10 people are straight
