itsy bitsy shithead

libra|het|white australian|she/they|21|artist, writer, occasional voice actor, spider welcome to my humble little blog! this is my main where I reblog a lot of things and occasionally post my art. art only blog: @rexibro

[rex-spam]

Hey gang!!! I'm open for business! I don't post as much art here as I should but hey, if you've ever wanted me to paint something now's your chance. Reblogs are highly appreciated.

Thanks all!

[rex-spam]

Hello!!! I'm in the market for a new PC set up, but I'm really short on cash. So I'm offering a discount on my commissions!

For $30AUD or $18USD per hour, I can draw/paint whatever you like! Just as long as it's within the boundaries set above.

Please consider throwing me a bone, I'd really appreciate it. I'm hoping to have a PC setup by the time Alien Hominid Invasion releases so I can stream it with friends.

Any extra cash to help soften the financial blow will be great. Thank you!!!

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[evilvillain123456789]

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

[rogersandclarke]

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[xenonb]

Slaying an Undead Beast

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[i-point-out-iambic-pentameter]

we're gonna try again despite it all

is iambic pentameter!

[foone]

tumblr did a thing

one

THEY STOLE MY "FO" ?

[someoneblewafuse]

Its the foo fighters, they were caught in the act tho

[foone]

I'm not named after the foo fighters, but we're both named after the same foo

[spindleyq]

Tumblr is escalating, your whole "Foo" is gone now

[foone]

THEY STOLE MY FOO?

[somacruz]

if you were dating someone you met online and felt deeply in love and had amazing chemistry but had never seen their face, and you were beginning to feel suspicious that they were winston the gorilla from overwatch, how would you feel? what would you do

[somacruz]

@porthavens masterful insight

[wholesome-animal-images]

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth