Because these are interesting questions
1: What’s your second favorite color?
2: What’s your favorite Disney character?
4: If you could drink the blood of any person, living or dead, who would it be?
I don’t drink blood. I drink water, tea, and coffee. And anyone is welcome to have some with me.
5: What if their lover was watching?
I would ask if they would like some, too.
That’s probably the sign it’s time to return to my home planet, because clearly I human bad.
7: If you could go on vacation anywhere where would it be?
A different dimension would be a nice start.
8: What was your favorite teacher’s name?
Failure. They still show up sometimes, but I’m alright with that. I’m a little wiser every time.
9: If you had to guesstimate, how many people have you killed in your imagination?
It’s genocide at this point.
10: What color were their eyes?
11: What were their second favorite colors?
12: Who was your childhood crush?
Hmm….I’m gonna say first real crush was F’nor from my favorite book series, anything before then was just a favorite character. And yes, my first “real” crushes were all fictional people. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #realitywasntworking
13: If you are completely honest with yourself, do you think anyone has ever actually loved you?
14: Have you ever actually loved yourself?
Humans make me sad sometimes.
16: How much do you like broccoli? Like, scale of 1-100
Depends if I’m pregnant. I’d say around 80 when I’m not, 8000 when I was.
17: Continuing to cry isn’t really an answer
Broccoli cravings were serious business about 7 months in. Very, very serious.
18: If you had to choose between love, respect, or being covered with the blood of your enemies, which would it be?
Covered in the blood of enemies.
19: Wow, didn’t expect that answer. I just put that in there to be funny. Kind of a weird combination seeing you cry and say that at the same time, to be honest.
It could be weirder. At least I'm not eating broccoli while covered in blood, that would just be awkward.
20: I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
Alrighty. *sips coffee and goes back to knitting*