this blog is shit :)

21. Petty.

[theconcealedweapon]

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bettedavisgf]

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[niggazinmoscow]

Men are terrified of her and it’s hilarious

[transsorceress]

hmmm i lay in bed all day and I'm very soft and cuddly..... girl I think I might be a plushie

[bitchbitesdog]

[fyeahegerton]

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

[arrghigiveup]

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

[ceebee-eebee]

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

[mondengel-deactivated20231111]

I love the different sorts of pleased Ian McKellen is here.

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

[system-reset]

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

[krisiverse]

[violetta-mondarev]

[ID: a screenshot of tags that say “#hershey. #her.........she.......... #NO !!!!!! thats my OLD gender” /end ID] 

[olderthannetfic]

Don’t worry, tagger. From this post, we can tell that your new gender is dad.

[micdotcom]

[i-am-mx-monster]

I will reblog this every time I see it.

[princessrhcenyra]

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

[headspace-hotel]

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1

[annacaffeina]

privilege is thinking tampons are a privilege

[daily-volcanology]

It's time we decolonize the Cascadian volcanoes

[daily-volcanology]

If we can say Denali instead of Mt. McKinley then we can say Lawetlat'la instead of Mt. St Helens. The mountain is named Tahoma, not Rainier. Naming a mountain after Jefferson doesn't erase its true name of Seekseekqua.

One name tells of the thousand years indigenous history and culture of the tribes who live there. The other name tells me nothing but colonialism.

[dustywave]

Mt. Baker: Kulshan

Glacier Peak: Dahkobed

Mt. Rainier: Tahoma

Mt. St. Helens: Lawetlat'la

Mt. Adams: Klickitat

Mt. Hood: Wy'east

Mt. Jefferson: Seekseekqua

Three Sisters: Klah Klahne

[shiftythrifting]

Found at swedish thrift store and purchased without hesitation  

[thyrell]

what if you brought it to america and it turned into a picture of like mickey mouse or something

[thepleasuregoblin]

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!” hits you with a rock

[thedurvin]

Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car

[thedurvin]

Wait…very few weapons are forged by hand these days. Just use a damn gun

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

#or one of those-mall swords “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me” “This is a 30 dollar wallhanger from the flea market, it’s about as far from forged by hand as it gets” 

[brunhiddensmusings]

[magicalgirlpenny]

comic by @tredlocity​ !

[shardssystem]

https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood/status/1383244162246463490?s=20

[azzandra]

There was an episode of Buffy where they had to fight an ancient monster that couldn’t be killed by any weapon forged by man, so Buffy used a bazooka and obliterated it. Because turns out it couldn’t be killed by any weapon forged at the time. In like, medieval horsey times when everyone used swords.