yasmin

a girl with too many obsessions and an addiction to fanfics & tumblr

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shang qinghua crying over missing certain foods and technology from the modern world but the extent to which he’s mourning makes people think he’s a grieving widow or someone who got rejected.

mobei jun hears shang qinghua crying pathetically with snot all over himself about someone named “cup noodles.”

perhaps he has some competition. should he wear more revealing clothes? yes he should-after all, shang qinghua needs to forget about his past lovers who abandoned him. yes he would ensure shang qinghua never uttered the names of all his lovers.

he must have had a lot of lovers considering”cup noodles, computer, toilet, etc” were all he ever cried about when stressed

if mobei jun died would shang qinghua mourn that much for him.

mobei jun would just make shang qinghua cry out his name in bed. yes that would do.

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i got this guys i got this let me just walk around for a couple minutes. why is reading manhwa so hard sometimes like please you’re gonna embarrass yourself. i need a second bro this scene is gonna be so awkward.

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with summer break coming up i think i’ll make a list of all my favorite svsss fanfics and post it. there aren’t many i’ve bookmarked but i want to share my favorites

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shang qinghua accidentally dimension travels into the pidw world but is too sleep deprived to notice.

he’s working on paperwork and casually walks into the northern palace court in the middle of a meeting.

he casually sits on pidw mobei jun’s lap and starts complaining about all his paperwork while resting his head in his kings neck.

luo binghe is there as well and everyone is just confused.

pidw mobei is confused why his dead servant is suddenly alive and acting so close to him like a prostitue weeping.

after about 5 minutes of shock svsss mobei appears and shang qinghua walks over to him.

“husband take me home im tired” is all shang qinghua says before svsss mobei nods fondly, kisses him and bridal carries him inside the portal disappearing.

pidw mobei is just wondering if that relationship could’ve been him and his shang qinghua and why that one seemed more loyal to the other version of him. did he do something wrong?

luo binghe is now wondering if there’s a version of him that got with his shizun and beginning to plot to go into another world.

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the idea of shang qinghua’s inner disciples picking up on english and hearing him mutter about mobei’s tits everyday.

imagine shang qinghua is between a couple peak lords arguing and shang qinghua insults them in english quietly however his disciples are walking by.

they start laughing and pointing before running away with tears in their eyes.

the other peak lords just watch confused.

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love the head cannon of shang qinghua making paper airplanes when he’s bored and his disciples learning to make them too. there’s just a shrine with paper airplanes dedicated to him.

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it’s been so long and i’m still waiting for an update on this epic the musical fanfic. bro i need it bad im desperate. please ill beg bro just update soon.

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shang qinghua’s system decides to punish him for messing up the plot however with its new feature shang qinghua pushes the punishment later and later.

it is now in the immortal alliance conference that he collapses spasming in pain as his qi runs rampant and he has a qi deviation.

due to the large power of the punishment it affects his cultivation and shang qinghua’s godly powers sorta come back. his eyes glow golden and he attacks everyone.

he’s beating practically every cultivator even yue qingyuan when he steps in.

there’s lightning crackling every time shang qinghua attacks and the devastating losses only end when the system is satisfied with shang qinghua’s punishment.

shang qinghua is on the brink of death due to the deviation however to keep him alive his godly powers work to heal him as his eyes stay open glowing golden as his powers work to fix the devastation.

the cultivation world watches as the dead cultivators who lost after they tried to stop shang qinghua rise again alive and how the decimated area is fixed.

the glowing only ends once everything is fixed and shang qinghua is fully healed albeit still unconscious.

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shang qinghua often mutters things in a random language none of the other peak lords can understand but they eventually disregard it as one of his quirks.

it’s only when a heavenly artifact is found and starts saying a prophecy in said language that it starts clicking.

shang qinghua is called and translates the prophecy before nodding and muttering how he already knew that and now he’d have more paperwork when he got back to his peak.

all the peak lords and their disciples now think shang qinghua is a god from the heavens sent down to help them? was he able to predict the future? was that why he claimed to have already known about the prophecy?

there is now a shrine on every peak dedicated to him and once mobei jun sees one he also builds one in his palace. now he only has to research how to court a god.

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niche problem but don’t yall just hate it when all your documents have different names on them and your social security card is fucked up with your first name being unknown so you can’t access fafsa until you fix it and your gonna be applying to colleges soon but your dads a lazy bastard who won’t hurry up and fix them and wants you to do it yourself even though it’s all his fault and you’re already overwhelmed and never wanted your shitty grandpas last name in the first place and now have no clue what your actual legal name is. so yeah is that niche or what?

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i just need shang qinghua to finally realize all the beatings mobei’s been giving him is the demon way of expressing love and a desire for courtship.

now shang qinghua goes crazy with this and researches everything about demon traditions. maybe one day in the middle of court he runs up and absolutely starts punching and beating mobei.

mobei’s just staring in shock and in love as his love is finally being reciprocated.

shang qinghua quite literally beats him up everyday just as hard and maybe even stabs him a couple of times who knows.

anyways they marry and mobei is so in love. maybe he ends up being a masochist idk but isn’t it sweet.

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if anyone else wants to read a shen jiu trial fanfic this is a good one. it mainly focuses on his accused murder of liu qingge though and his secret love with him so not exactly his slave background and everything else. it’s one of the few shen jiu trial fanfics there is and one of my personal favorites.

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so clearly people prefer svsss au’s over heated rivalry ones. let me note that down real quick before i dare to post anything else. i’ll pull an airplane shooting towards the sky and pander to my audience that craves svsss.

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follow up idea to my previous post

after hayden and cliff get together, hayden manages to tell cliff everything about his previous life as cliff begins to act a little insecure.

he visibly gets uncomfortable whenever hayden mentions jackie and starts to ask hayden if he actually loves him.

hayden decides to confront him when cliff finally asks would you choose me or her and your old family? if you could return would you leave me?

hayden pauses unsure how to respond. you i’d choose you he says before kissing cliff. later that night hayden decides to finally let go of his old life.

he won’t ever forget them but he can’t harm cliff anymore.

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hayden pike somehow ends up in an alternative universe where jackie doesn’t exist and is stuck there. he slowly realizes that in this world he and shane aren’t close and he’s known to be an asshole like the rest of his team.

he doesn’t notice it at first and plays normally in games surprising everyone as he flawlessly passes to shane an cooperates as well as hugging shane who is baffled and skeptical.

hayden tries to be there for shane after he and illya’s relationship is exposed in some other way but everyone thinks hayden is harassing shane.

hayden’s trying to do all this while mourning jackie and his kids. he has frequent nightmares and one day gets drunk and cries about missing his wife.

somehow this ends with him in cliffs bed and slowly he begins to confide in cliff and eventually he manages to befriend shane and illya again as well as fix his reputation.

this ultimately ends with hayden realizing he’s bisexual and getting with cliff and everyone lives happily ever after.

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shang qinghua accidentally inhales pollen from a flower that makes him blurt out his thoughts. now usually he’d probably have noticed hell he probably had the cure with him but he’s been so overworked he didn’t realize not to mention there’s a peak lord meeting.

shang qinghua’s listening, half asleep when yue qingyuan asks if he wanted to add something before the meeting ends. now half asleep shang qinghua proceeds to spout the most lewd horny thoughts he has about every peak lord and mobei saying how they should all just fuck rather than argue and going into great detail on how they should so aswell as how sexy he finds mobei.

now he only realizes what he said when shen jiu calls him out on him being a spy for mobei. however when he looks up all he sees are all the peak lords flushed and liu qingge angered simultaneously as he accuses him of being shameless for declaring such a thing out loud. it’s never mentioned again and neither is his relationship to mobei however he notices that some of the peak lords blush more when he gives them a compliment or run like liu qingge when he approaches to ask a question while spouting how shang qinghua needs to cleanse his thoughts.

mobei however has begun to wear more revealing clothes and shang qinghuas not complaining instead ogling his kings chest. if mobei overheard some disciples mentioning how shang qinghua liked tits last time he visited that’s a secret only for him.

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shen jiu has a diary he writes in everyday and tucks underneath his pillow like a dirty secret. it’s littered with notes about his days before he came to the sect and plenty of other stories.

there’s even pages where he writes about yue qingyuan in a way where it appears loving while also saddened by him. perhaps he started it after he realized he was slowly losing his memories and maybe because of his slow memory loss no one batted an eye when shen yuan took over.

of course he acts differently he had slowly been forgetting his life. maybe yue qingyuan finds it and reads all of shen jiu’s stories and cries because he knows he lost him. when shen yuan marries luo binghe, yue qingyuan smiles politely and congratulates him all while having the diary tucked in his robe.