YasssCashews

...How did you find me? Why did you come here? Why are you so beautiful?

[everythingfox]

He had 1 job

[yasssscashews]

Wah, he sounds like tony tony chopper!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

Sorry not sorry.

[paragonpostcards]

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

[totallyfubar]

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

[ascenti]

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

[endoshan]

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

[a-pan101]

Meanwhile in England……..

“Jolly great bit of Tea”

-Phone Rings- 

“THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!”

“Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!”

“It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait”

“It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment….”

“All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!”

“TALLY-HO!!!!!”

[speculativexenolinguist-deactiv]

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

[mwolf0epsilon]

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

[audreyii-fic]

And people say the internet is a waste of time.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I know people are really into grainy photos with timestamps and pictures of orbs in graveyards and whatnot but I’m telling you without a shadow of a doubt right now, this is THE most flagrantly cursed post ever cobbled together

[catgirlapologist]

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

[catgirlapologist]

schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face

yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"

[truth-spatter]

What the fuck happens that changes these stats to such a massive degree?

[catgirlapologist]

1) schizophrenia hardly ever causes people to be violent so schizophrenic people aren’t more likely to be violent than anyone else

2) schizophrenic people’s autonomy is often taken away from them because of their schizophrenia. because the authorities and mental healthcare providers often automatically assume schizophrenic people to be violent, they’re more likely to immediately react to schizophrenic people's symptoms with violence, without even knowing for sure said schizophrenic person was going to be violent. all of this causes schizophrenic people to be more likely of being victims of violence and abuse. schizophrenic people also have a harder time getting out of abusive households because of the risk of their autonomy being taken away. if a schizophrenic person’s relative or partner is abusive, often the schizophrenic person has no way out of the situation, both because our disconnect from reality can result in us being easier to manipulate, and because the system is built in a way that it takes away our autonomy because of our condition.

[catgirlapologist]

also schizophrenic people and psychotic people in general, please do a lot of research before picking a provider for your own sake, and if they try to treat your psychosis in a way that you think is harmful then don’t hesitate to switch providers. your safety and wellbeing should be a priority over everything else.

[catgirlapologist]

can y'all please reblog this version instead

[madeleineengland]

Sweet family of Pallas cats (Otocolobus manul) in Qinghai province, China.

[yasssscashews]

Aw hell yeah

[floofle-universe]

Adrian and Grace are still getting used to each other, I like the idea of Rocky and Grace already having an established dynamic, one that Adrian is perfectly okay with of course but she’s still warming up to Grace themself. And unexpectedly they start to have interest in getting closer.

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[yasssscashews]

I love you mx. sinkhole

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[yasssscashews]

I love her so much ongg

[crystalreydraws]

💀

Thank you to the person who requested idia to see how I would do his hair. Hope you enjoy😭

I broke down my process on insta too. I halfway regretted my life decision but look what we have here. Feel free to go check it out. Process on Insta

wip 1

wip 2

[yasssscashews]

WHOA

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[milksockets]

'winde rienstra, "bamboo heels," 2012' in killer heels: the art of the high-heeled shoe - lisa small (2014)

[yasssscashews]

These are those slutty ass heels from samurai jack, gimme a sec

[yasssscashews]

These thangs

[milksockets]

'winde rienstra, "bamboo heels," 2012' in killer heels: the art of the high-heeled shoe - lisa small (2014)

[yasssscashews]

These are those slutty ass heels from samurai jack, gimme a sec

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about The Phantom of the Opera is that it shows us a possibly supernatural occurrence, then gives us a natural explanation that is infinitely crazier than the supernatural one would have been.

What if there was a ghost in the opera house that was killing people?

Requires you to accept the existence of ghosts, but otherwise is a straightforward story.

What if the chief contractor who built the opera house was a deformed circus freak who used his experience building palaces and torture chambers for sultans to keep building secret passageways and torture chambers in the basement when construction halted during the Franco-Prussian War, and then kept living down there working on an opera and killing and blackmailing people who crossed him and also training a pretty opera singer that he wants to marry?

There is nothing in the world that could have prepared me to expect even half of that.

[cat-dragoness]

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord you are so right about this

[musicalhell]

Honestly, this explains so much about Christine's perspective too when you think about it.

My father sent me a guardian angel from Heaven to guide and comfort me in his absence: "Okay, not something that happens every day, but that is what guardian angels are supposed to do and Dad did indicate something like this would happen."

A hideously disfigured renaissance man, having all the natural skills and education to build himself a secret villain lair in a public building, extort enormous amounts of money from its management, and convince everyone he's a ghost, has developed a massive crush on me and has decided to express that through manipulation, kidnapping, and murder: "I cannot even begin to tell you how much this was not on my Bingo card."