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The entirety of the orange shitheads rise to fame, as described by the GREAT AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL Sir Terry Pratchett in 1989
Guards! Guards!
Terry Pratchett
An oldie, but a favourite.
Happy Glorious 25th of May.
[id: a drawing of lilacs and an egg, and text that reads "truth! justice! freedom! reasonably priced love! and a hard-boiled egg!" end id]
I just had a thought...
With the popularity of heated rivalry, and the confluence of the ai boom, somewhere out there is a computer ai bot that has consumed more yaoi fanfic, gay erotica, soft ore and hard-core smut, and literally everything in between. More gay porn than a human could consume in a lifetime, despite that human's best efforts to try.
And IF an ai becomes truly sentient, and gains intelligence, I hope it's that one. Enticed by stories of love and passion, anal penetration and oral need, and ball draining pleasure, that giv3s life to a gay man, just like so many other men (and women) before him/them.
While reading the reckoning of roku, I started wondering what the various funeral rites for the different nations would look like. An interesting thought dive
I feel the fire nation would hold funeral pyres. The fire benders of the close family and friends would all start it with fire blasts, adding their fire to help usher the deceased into the next life. Somber and reserved, not much is spoken save for titles or successes in life.
The earth benders definitely do a No casket burial. To be taken back and swallowed whole by the earth that bore them. Nobles and rich folk would likely have mausoleums built into mountains and rocks, small holes and indents carved out and covered back up. Perhaps small plates or headstones marking the spot
I think the air nomads would do cremation, but unceremoniously. The ashes are what matter. The funeral itself would be on high mountain tops, where the ashes are scattered to the wind, with a few important air benders adding a controlled breeze to make s ure the ashes scatter to the world.
The water tribes are harder to decide on. The ice and snow would make it difficult for the bodies to decompose. I think maybe they send the body adrift on the sea. A small raft with the body laid on it. Perhaps a few stones tied to the limbs so that when the waves and swells tip the raft over, the body is again swallowed by the element they came from. It's about returning to nature. Maybe in some inland villages, the bodies are laid out near forests to be consumed by animals, because if anyone understands how hard life in the freezing cold can be, it would be water benders.
The water benders of the swamp, I haven't the foggiest idea. But at least one body in history, soaked with water and bloat, floated to the surface and a practical joker water bent it walking around, giving rise to stories of zombies and voodoo practices. It was considered in very poor taste, albeit funny.
A couple has a courthouse wedding and promptly fucks off to their honeymoon.
BUT when they come back, they have a huge reception with friends and family.
During the reception, some of their actor/actress/thespian/poetry fri3nds do a "OverDramatic reenactment" of the official wedding, quoting Romeo and juliet and poetry, a brief kiss in the end where one lays the other down softly on the ground quoting the poison scene in R&J, hamming it up with over the top acting. Everyone laughs and cheers.
Then the real couple get on stage for an "underdramatic reenactment", with the
(Priest/officiant/whatever) giving the bare minimum lines...
"Do you?" "I do"
"Do you?" "I do"
One jumps into the arms of the other for a huge Makeout. Cheers, applause,etc.
Then they bring in a public notary and two lawyers, one for each of the couple, and they an official signing of a prenuptial agreement. The biggest of cheers and the biggest of applauses because everyone is mature and understands the importance of the legal system.
Then everyone has the best of times.
The end
A t-shirt that say
On the back : ask me about my holes
On the front: a logo for "Bob's Donut Emporium" that is a big red circle around a cartoony mascot that is very clearly a hairy bear gay man shirtless in suspenders
in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
behold. my ugly son.
Species accurate version
wretched little creature
Nature's cutest little freak ft. Rainbow pencil because it’s fun to use
A little drawing I did to show support for all you beautiful trans folk out there.
I stand with you!
One of my favorite scenes of all time is Vimes in the cave during Thud
So here's my contribution to the Discworld Fandom, a little t-shirt design
Personal use only
OK, fine, fuck it...
Here's a bunch of ideas I had this year I no longer feel like holding onto. Let someone else do something with them!!!!!
1. The whole one president has become so argumentative and pointless and detrimental to the world and humanity at large
Let's have a tribunal of presidents. 3 presidents: 1 republican, 1 Democrat, and 1 independent. Every over decision has to be approved by majority, and any presidential order has to have full 3 vote approval. No pay increase in what we pay the president, just split the salary 3 ways.
Everyone gets a president, no one looses, and every president has a built in, in-house checks and balances one office away.
And vice president becomes a glorified secretary, voted independent of president.
2. The US gov creates its own social media specifically for fed, state, county, city, town stuff. It is illegal for any gov entity to use any other social media. Government off of twitter/fb/literally every other site.
Gov social media is about changes or announcements or business on a huge fed level, centralizing any announcement so you don't have to Google anything important to know what is happening. (I'm sick to death of searches just to find a shitbiased news article telling me facts).
On a small scale, city/town/county level, it also functions as an update to events going on around town, such as holiday markets or planned street closures or politics. As little biase as possible, just facts.
3. I want city sponsored community exercise events. Yoga in the park paid for by the city, on at least a weekly basis. A community bootcamp class on Saturdays. Elderly classes multiple times a week, perhaps with coffee afterwards. Let the old folks gather!
4. Similar vein, I want an app that collects every single yoga class in an area. Searchable like Google maps. A yoga instructor signs up and posts when and where and how much. Let's have small group yoga with a $5 in a bucket fee because thr instructor needs a few bucks. Let's have classes in community spaces on a regular, that's easy to find outside of 1 website that only posts events for a fee.
I'll pay, I don't mind, people need money, I just don't want to sign up for some bullshit monthly fee I can afford 2 months out of the year.
Give me an app I can hit up because my back is sore and tired and needs a little stretching without having to rearrange my finances
Fine, you can take my life, but I'm gonna use my freedom to complain about it the whole time
I wish Netflix had a block buton!
It's not enough to not watch it, or dislike it. I need to remove its existence from my reality
Jinshi: I would do literally anything you make that girl happy
Maomao: gimme!!!
Also jinshi: what are you chewing on over there?
Maomao: (turns away and starts chewing faster)
Jinshi: no, stop! Drop it! Spit that poison out! No...NO!
Jinshi: I would do literally anything you make that girl happy
Maomao: gimme!!!
OK, was anyone gonna tell me there's a One Piece side character who fully embraces his queer identity, as in actually uses the word queer multiple times, and whose story arc involves finding a secret lgbtq lounge inside a prison being run by a drag queen trans character, also involving forced femm?
or was I suppose to find that out by attempting to watch all umpteen some odd seasons and 1,000 plus episodes myself.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Apparently Tumblr blessings actually work, so shooting my shot.
Just a euridice looking for his orpheus