[i'm such a hipster]

my dick is a massive rocketship and you're all gonna blast off to this sweet ass blog right here

[gibblegabber]

[yay9000-blog]

yeah it's pretty great

n e ways bye tumblr i'm done making posts now

[yay9000-blog]

The Lorax all summed up by yay9000

yay9000: it's an enigma

a mystery

wrapped in bullshit directing

just like the lorax

GO SEE IT IN 3D KIDS

THEN GO EAT OUR SHITTY IHOP PANCAKSE

WITH LORAX SEMEN ALL OVER THEM

THEN AFTER A TRUFFULA OF A DIARRHAEA

YOU CAN GO DRIVE HOME IN YOUR LORAX SUV

THEN TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR LORAX SEAT COVER

AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A LORAX TOILET PAPER

Me: lmao oh god damn

[yay9000-blog]

god i really do

quit

i never want to talk about these goddamn movies ever again

i'll just talk about whatever

i don't even care

why do i even fucking have a tumblr

[yay9000-blog]

cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to...

The only saving grace is that I have editors. And they get it. That, and other people got it. So I chalked it up to a few morons and moved on. All you can do, I think. And maybe laugh at them a bit. That often helps.

butt hearts help the most

[yay9000-blog]

cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to...

Mm, yes. I had this experience with my current fic; reader completely missed multiple points I was trying to make. Disappointing, and in the end, I can’t tell if it’s because I’m a shitty writer, or because the dude’s feeble-minded. Ah well.

oh

oh man

i guess i would get frustrated

because that happened a lot with with some of my stories

and i laughed so hard

until i cried

and i cried

until i fell asleep

where i cried so much more

[yay9000-blog]

cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to...

Ah, I suppose you’re right. Apologies; a few years of part-time customer service has severely diminished my esteem in the intelligence of most people. But yes, that does make sense. ….butt hearts /whisper.

c h r i s t

butt hearts you really know how to sweep a girl off her feet

but to be fair i get really irritated with these people as well and i'm not even sure why at this point because if people were getting this kind of stuff wrong about my own creations would i get so frustrated?

i mean i don't know

i get frustrated really easily so we'll find out

[yay9000-blog]

cruelfeline replied to your post: cruelfeline replied to your post: fucking i mean...

All it is is that their tiny brains cannot even suggest to them the possibility of deeper meaning in something. They watch the same thing you do, and while you see a message of hope and finding oneself, they see butt hearts. Simple, really.

christ i was going to think of a response but then you said butt hearts and i lost it

but uh yeah i guess that's the case but i don't really think their brains are tiny they're just

they don't spend enough time working out the part of their brain that lets them see the layers to a story

they just don't think it's important when that's like

one of the most important skills you can learn, since it helps you see the many layers of yourself and the people around you

and that's a really important skill to have

[yay9000-blog]

cruelfeline replied to your post: fucking i mean seriously is a few jokes all it...

You are completely overestimating the intelligence of the general public.

i guess

but i still don't get what they're not seeing or how they think it's shallow or something idk i need to just

go read some kfp fanfiction

and cry a lot

[yay9000-blog]

i just want it to be the end of the week already

i don't want to go to piano but

i'm really tired

i'm just

really tired

[yay9000-blog]

gosh ignore me sometimes i just get really energized and then have to yell a lot to calm down

internet yelling

whatever it's therapeutic

[yay9000-blog]

actually is it because they used celebrity voices that dreamworks movies are often discredited

do they honestly think that any other voice actors could have been better

are you honestly looking at those characters

and telling me

they should have had some other voice actor

[yay9000-blog]

fucking i mean seriously is a few jokes all it takes to completely discredit something because goddammit i guess that explains a hell of a lot about my life

shit i just

i don't even care if you like the movies but don't ignore the fact that is has really deep messages about love and life and family and how pain is something that doesn't break you but makes you and you are special but you have to go out and do something about it and yeah life is hard but that doesn't mean you have to wallow in misery AND HOLY SHIT everyone hates them selves but look at this guy, this dorky kind of dude, look at what he fucking did he became everything he had wanted to be and more and it's amazing and i watch this movie and i cannot understand anyone who doesn't get how much this relates to them how much this is about life and the pains we go through

and shit the comedy makes it more like life anyways because life has really goofy and out of place moments and you people

are so

[yay9000-blog]

i mean sometimes i wonder if people are even watching the same kfp as me, because how do they not get caught up in emotion over the fact that po hated himself so much before he became the dragon warrior?

how did any of you watch the scene where he's asking shifu how he could possibly beat tai lung, and not want to cry?

how could you people hear the line, "it could never hurt anymore then everyday of just being me" and not fucking think of your life, how much it hurts growing up not knowing who you are, not knowing what you want not knowing why you're fucking here and if you're even worth anything

i mean that is the most human thing i have ever heard from an animated movie

from any movie really i mean

that line just

fucking

goddammit people

[halfwayhome09]

:)

[golden-bopit-deactivated2012092]

[clancypantz]

I love this photo. So many “historical” daguerrotypes show solemn faces (which makes sense if you only have a few photos taken in your life!) But you can practically hear the laughter in the last frame.

[yellowliquid-deactivated2013102]

This one always makes me smile.  If I’ve ever seen a picture that captures the essence of love, this is it.

[digiportplz]

:D Oh Goodness this is so friggin sweet

[yay9000-blog]

NO

NO PO

NOOOOOOOOO

YOU WOULD BE HONORED TO READ THE SCROLLS

YOU WOULD BE HONORED 

[yukiharus]

“hey guess what? that pairing is not canon”

hey guess what

i don’t care