I'm Not An Artist, I'm a Piece Of Art

J, 26, 🇸🇰/🇨🇿 I post mostly animals and shit that I find funny

[quercuspetraeaa]

hear me out lidi

[yayapear]

Děcka představte si se mnou tu 1. Oddělení epizodu s tímhle jako zápletkou, potřebuju to z vitální indikace 💀

(ten vysmátej vpravo dole, pořád v kostýmu a namalovanej je na 100% Petr Anděl)

[yayapear]

Když píšeš smut tak silnej, že si po tom jak se udělají potřebuješ taky zapálit...

Vrajting is maj pešn 😊

[tuherrus]

some dreamworks girls

[the-fatal-impact]

This mission looked exactly like that...

[yayapear]

My bf's alternate approach to dueling Erik, aka Jindra brings a gun to a knife fight 💀

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[ninjasmudge]

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

[ninjasmudge]

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

[yayapear]

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

I accidentally found this soundtrack to the romantic scene of Hans and Henry in the game files, and now I can no longer listen to anything else, my heart is wounded by these two and I think I need help (I don't)

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Many thanks to @troublemakingrebel for the cover

[stylcendy100]

Tohle jsem teď náhodně našel ve svojí galerii

[terrorquotestm]

Jopson: Don’t worry. Captain Crozier likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.

Fitzjames: He thinks it’s fancy?

[yayapear]

I bought KCD 2... did little research, never played the first game. Played very few games, actually, so I suck generally. Started playing, hoping for a cute Hansry dating simulator, instead I'm getting my ass handed to me in every single combat, fumbling around in the menu because it's so intricate, balancing 150 game mechanics and reloading every time i lose friendship points with Ptáček, because I chose the wrong dialogue option :( still, I'm having such a good time, so here I am, climbing the learning curve, picking flowers, completing side quests and waiting for the first time I get a little heart next to a dialogue option with Jan <3

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: I’m sensing a lot of judgment.

Fitzjames: I have not said anything judgmental.

Crozier: Your face and posture say it all.

Fitzjames: Betrayed by my beautiful face…

[titanebaby]

UMMMM posting this old(ish) edit on here . seems more than appropriate now

[soitgoes4948]

My beautiful wifeeeeee 🥰. I have to shake my head disapprovingly every time I eat her pussy to let everyone know I don't fw imperialism.

[asparklethatisblue]

When you want some damn peace and quiet to be depressed in the Arctic, but Captain Fitzjames turned the flag ship into Her Majesty’s Partyboat Boat Erebus