[thoodleoo]

me: i love sumer!

someone: did you mean summer?

me, hanging out in a ziggurat with my hands full of cuneiform tablets : no

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[ghostlilacs]

Imagine if a Lush store flooded

[alphacrone]

why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees

[vampirestakecareofourown3-deact]

that’s commonly called witchcraft, susan

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[lubricates]

someone: why do you add so many ellipses to everything

me: listen.......this is whats Fresh and Cool, my dude......this is whats in style, whats à la mode......

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[secondstar-acorn]

I need an Office style mockumentary about Greek mythology.

“I swear I never cheated on you Hera” *Demeter stares at the camera*

*Zeus on top of a building* “Hades, you ignorant slut!” *camera pans down to Poseidon mumbling “you’re one to talk”*

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[fayzaundevon]

is that that one play by Shakespeare

[orriculum]

yeah

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[mysharona1987]

[ivy-michaels]

This is actually the biggest danger of dystopian fiction.

[cheerupghost]

petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

[meiselr]

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

[arthurian]

@acotarnet event 2: get to know the members + denali

“Welcome to the Night Court,” was all Rhys said.

It was the most beautiful place I had ever seen.