introducing . . . dilf!chris
paired with . . . babysitter!reader
40. divorced. permanent eyebags. reserved. loves his daughter more than anything. boring finance job. delights in his solitude. does a really good barbecue.
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introducing . . . dilf!chris
paired with . . . babysitter!reader
40. divorced. permanent eyebags. reserved. loves his daughter more than anything. boring finance job. delights in his solitude. does a really good barbecue.
yummyummyummy ilovechrissturniolo
hear me out he looks so dom in this photo like lowkey just imagine him staring at you like this when you’re being bitchy 🧐🧐🧐
new au incoming . . .
dilf!chris x babysitter!reader
what's that? a NEW au from aliaratawitchtrial? it can't be!
40 year old divorced chris sturniolo finds himself increasingly swamped with work. the more promotions he receives, the more money he makes, the less time he had to spend at home with his 7 year old daughter, summer. so, for the four days a week she isn't living with his ex wife, he hires a babysitter to take care of her. what he doesn't expect is to become completely enamored by the 22 year old employee, who is both fantastic at her job and very attractive.
⚠︎ this au will explore a relationship with an extreme age gap. this is fantasy. fan FICTION. i am in no way trying to encourage this behaviour in real life because it is not a good idea! never trust an older man! love you!
p.s if you only want to be tagged in this au, or only in the preacher's daughter au, just let me know!
dilf!chris intro
babysitter!reader intro
could we get chris overstimulating preachers daughter or is that too freaked up 🙃😓
it's NEVER too freaked out around here. i combined this request with a fic i was already halfway through writing but i promise the overstimulation is in there!!!
౨ৎ dealer!chris getting really high and needy :(
⚠︎ intoxication, oral fixation, overstimulation (omg that rhymes!)
after a busy day of work for both you and chris, you had decided to stay home and unwind for the night. chris had just stubbed out the joint he was smoking, and you were curled up next to him, completely absorbed in your book.
he was laying with his hands behind his head, eyes half closed, in a state of pure bliss. he felt like his brain was melting, but there was just something… off. he frowned and ran his teeth over his tongue, reached over and fumbled around with the assortment of items on your bedside table, but he couldn’t find what he was looking for, what he needed.
you usually kept one or two lollipops scattered amongst the mess, originally for yourself, but since chris started smoking weed again, they had become the thing he craved every time. now he’d just have to resort to something else.
── Cuddle Medicine ୨୧˖° || C.S
˖°࿐ ❝ you're my sick and needy baby. ❞
contains: fluff, bf!chris, no warnings at all.
・. ˚˖ ࣪
ps: english isn't my first language.
it was around 1pm in the afternoon and you feel like bullshit. your head was pounding and aching, your body felt so heavy, your throat was feeling so goddamn dry, and just every worst feeling you can feel.
and so, your caring boyfriend went out to buy you your favorite warm soup from a local market. you're currently curled up in bed, wearing his soft hoodie that swallowed you whole. just as you were about to pick your phone and call him, he already arrived, the sound of a paper bag rustling echoed the kitchen.
"hey baby, you feeling any better?" chris asked you as he walked towards the bed and sat beside you—stroking your hair gently and planting a soft kiss on your forehead. "no.. i hate being sick so much." you whined and buried your face on his chest. "i know ma." he muttered against your hair. "c'mon, up. bought your favorite soup."
chris helped you stand up and guided you by holding your waist as you sat down at the kitchen counter stool. your eyes were droopy and tired as you stared at the soup and took a slow sip out of a spoon. "good?" chris asked as he stood beside you and gently stroked your hair. "mhmm.. love it." you hummed and gave him a warm smile.
his heart practically melted at your smile as he leaned down and kissed your cheek. "do you need chamomile tea?" he softly questioned as you hummed in response. "okay, I'll be right back.''
chris began to move as he picked up a mug, honey, a chamomile tea bag, a pot of hot water, and almond milk since he knows what you prefer. a few moments has passed and he carefully handed you a warm cup of tea.
"thank you baby."
"of course, anything for my girl."
─╴
both of you are now cuddling in the couch while watching your favorite show. your head rested on his chest as chris' hand traced lazy circles on your shoulder. he stood up to use the bathroom as you weakly tugged the sleeve of his hoodie.
"mhmm.. don't go anywhere." you whined and pouted.
"okay, okay. so needy, damn" he chuckled softly as he sat back down.
you rolled your eyes at his words and gently hit his arm. "listen here, christopher. im no baby, im a big girl." you pointed your finger at him—trying to look scary and mean, but he just found it adorable and gently lowered your finger.
"yeah whatever, you're my sick and needy baby."
a/n: he's so boyfie material😭
oh I KNOW dada.
“i hate being blindfolded”
“i love it” -matthew sturniolo you freaky fuck
june 2024 me had no idea she'll feel that high again but here we are
#chrisgirlmantality
as a certified guitar player i can guarantee you i have never been more turned on by matt in my four years of watching the sturniolos
no funny caption my system is glitching
and NOBODY BREATHE I'm savoring this moment.
#armsholyfuckingmamas #BEARD
chris has been acting like such a slutty dilf. i am not okay.
Did anyone else replay that clip of Matt eating pop rocks out of Nicks hand approximately 2727383 times? Just me?.. 🫠🤍
just creamed everywhere i need him in ways beyond explanation.
i just know whenever one of the triplets post a mirror selfie they're fully aware its gonna break the internet. say it with me guys .. SLUTS !!!!
This is guitarist!matt btw in case you were wondering. 🎸
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the things i would do 😩😩
this pic really gmfu