Cockrocket

Too old for fandom || Alas... || Here for the fandom || Definitely not obsessed with my cat

[markv5]

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[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[viohra]

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

[onepintobean]

has this been done yet?

[pacey-bunce-loves-joey]

…too soon?

[kidovna]

i hope she got to live her goth vampire dreams post the movie 🖤

[kiwiipiip]

a lovers’ quarrel

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[franeridart]

💕💕💕

[maryluis]

Merthur everywhere~♥

[sendo-k]

isn’t it lovely?

[sammypajammies]

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

mlemlemlemlemlemlemlemlemlem

[infinity-and-luck]

Baby!

[risartblog]

Slow it down, go easy on me  A little something for @newamsterdame bc i have been thinking about this fic non-stop since yesterday Thank you for sharing your wonderful writing with the world ! Your Kiribaku gives me life !!

[kinnme]

“In Upendi, without a worry or a care It just takes two To make it true Your heart will lead you there!”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via loudpup)

[heypeach-deactivated-deactivate]

[markantonys]

star wars characters as john mulaney quotes

anakin: when my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. she’s my hero. when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting.

padme: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

obi wan: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.

palpatine: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.

leia: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”

luke: my vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you.”

han: they’re like, “does that work?” i’m like, “it didn’t NOT work.”

lando: hi, i’m very gay and i’d like a few dollars.

rey: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i’m under.

finn: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?

poe: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.

kylo: when i’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, “hey! look at that man!” i think they’re just like, “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!”

rose: i try to stay optimistic, even though i must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

[witchraftywizardry]

“Simon Snow is never going to call me ‘darling’”

Carry on, Pg 360

Wayward son pull through

[katiemcgrath]

2008 — 2018; ten years apart! #a serious glow up

[wish-on-a-wing]

@yayrainbow אוקיי צודקת הוא חתיך

[yayrainbow]

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