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☆ Adrien ☆ he/they ☆ xxv☆

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[psychotic-gerard]

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

[roguebombshell]

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.

[ychromosomedson]

To be really fucking clearing the argument of "this is a part of someone's body and not inherently sexual" applies to nude bodies in general. There is nothing inherently sexual about ass or genitals, either. A person being nude is not on its own sexual harassment. Like I get that the arbitrariness of what body parts we deem too sexual for public is very obvious with nipples. But baby it's all arbitrary. You can sexualize any body part and also all of them have day to day body functions that are not sexual in the slightest. So yes free the nipple, but also let's question the motivation behind making any body part illegal ever.

[bifauxnenarmand]

how can u support Armand he’s an antinatalist ecofascist

he’s cutsie 💕

[loveridden1999]

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

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[dadith]

this is specifically after that poe quest

[doggosource]

[meifiwasevil]

him: good girl

me, internally: this is great. I’m gonna get a good grade in sex toy, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

[dogpuppy]

[toadtype]

hot summer ☀️💦

(prints)

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[catcrumb]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[accessgorges]

2026-06-23

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again