Shooboo da hurghob

Queer and genderqueer, they/it pronouns. This is a spam account so let's just vibe in peace.

[yeah369]

Removing Tumblr off my phone. Going to finally be Social media free....

[yeah369]

And look who comes crawwwwlllling back.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

More games need to let you fuck up your romance entirely. Like truly one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in a game is Alistair dumping me because i made him king and then like an hour later i was knocking on his door like "hey by the way i need you to fuck Morrigan."

[lichfucker]

y'all are so lucky I decided to just block this motherfucker instead of going off at 4:30 am because people are misusing alt text again

[lichfucker]

alt text is not the place for paratextual jokes. alt text is not the place for soliloquies and asides and confessions. alt text is not the place for secret tangential conversations between author and reader. alt text is not the place for easter eggs. alt text is not the place for paragraph-long existential rambles that include lines like "did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I don't have any answers" and "I've lost the thread of what's happening in [the image I'm supposed to be describing]."

alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.

[plain text: alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.]

[sobcat]

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[anxiousaceamblypygi]

Ahhhhhhggggg. Yes, fine giver of truth🙄

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[yeah369]

I will not rewrite the first page of my book for a fifth time. "Fixing" my writing is the book killer. If I messed up my pacing I can fix it later. I just need to keep writing. And finish tha book.

[cannibalchicken]

[queenie435]

[yeah369]

Thinking about how devastating it would be to be Merlin in the Arthurian Legends.

Like you help create this baby, who Fate has decided will be the Greatest King Of All Time, and yet you hold this baby.

And like. It's so heartbreaking, because he's just a boy. A young boy when he becomes king. And you KNOW he becomes a fine young man, but he also dies young.

And you know this from the very start.

Also I'm very sleep deprived so idk if I make sense sorry if that's the case.

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[pikozumo]

shaboingboing

[bynine]

more starter babies

[detournementsmineurs]

Vintage “Typewriter” charm in gold, pearl, ruby and sapphire.

[neogeopet]

🍅🌿🍃🌼 chomato 🌱🍅🌼🌤️