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hey i’m alive and well! me & seth & katelyn are filming for our new series today!!! 😎

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YES it been a while since ive been on too buT IM BACK AND IM WITH THE NERDS AGAIN

[pussussy]

cute gift for your ex <3

[dylanohcryin]

fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece

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tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take

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Why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence?

aside from her rude ass and disrespectful attitude to that interviewer at the golden globes, jlaw has had a history of being:

transphobic. her ugly ass comments about chaz bono, her statement when her nudes were leaked like ‘at least u can see i’m a real woman under there!’…. described katniss as a “male hero w/ a vagina” like???? way 2 be both sexist and transphobic in 1 statement! killin 2 birds with 1 stone!

she’s lesbophobic and called her childhood tomboy phase ‘dykey’, and then went on to also be EXTREMELY biphobic, in ref to her character mystique being Bi, jlaw basically called bisexuality the precursor to lesbianism or just a “lesbian phase” like bye

she’s ABLEIST AF. when jesse eisenberg and her did an interview together for some movie (idr which) he was talking about how he deals with his OCD and why he’s so public about trying to erase the stigma around it…and this bitch goes off like “Lol!1!!1!! im so jealous!!! i wish i had cute quirks like that!!!!” #Ugly

she’s misogynistic…..”i wanna be sexy not slutty” like…anyway

when she decided to go #off and say she was being body shamed for being a “”””fat girl””””” in hollywood like???? #WHERE???

she’s racist??? as fuc??? she made fun of Quvenzhane Wallis’ name like….#Digusting and she defended the white washing of katniss like…Alright Hunty

and heres all the receipts 

and @jlaw fans, dont try and come @ me with “this happened years ago!!!” like, as we fucking saw last night at the golden globes jellyfish lumpwhistle aint changing anytime goddamn soon

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I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

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Someone: *makes something gender neutral*

Assholes on Facebook: HOW DARE YOU THINK OF PEOPLE WHO AREN’T MEEEEE

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its a just a toilet that anyone can use… like the toilet in like, every single person’s home… why are people so ..inflamed.. about everything

[rip-davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

gravity falls + star wars = alderaan falls??? a summer with great aunt leia in her ramshackle museum?? a whispering forest, a mysterious journal, hijinks ensue? little finn in goofy sweaters???

i know, i know, han seems like the obvious choice for gunkle stan - but they’re already basically the same person, and where’s the fun in that? grumbly grauntie leia is much better. i’m thinking the handprint on the journal, instead of being six-fingered, could be luke’s robot hand? ewoks instead of gnomes? and maz kanata runs the diner? lando elected mayor? so many possibilities…

p.s. kylo ren as gideon is nearly canon all good, but we also need to appreciate how young robbie looks exactly like kylo ren. 

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[choemy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

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[pearl-likes-pi]

an anon said this video reminded them of pearl and now i’m working on it sO HERE IS A PREVIEW OF “PEARL CLEANS UP FOR COMPANY”

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

How is the mouth perfectly synced with the words omg

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[gaulllimaufry]

junk lord9000

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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas