:)

Hi :)

[ampervadasz]

[were-ralph]

i can not get over how perfectly he landed. how did he do this

[b4thsh3b4-deactivated20220812]

Pressing the jump button when u meant to press the inventory button

[proletherian-dictatorship]

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

[phobic-human]

74 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

75 years ago, happy anniversary

To celebrate I got a bottle of champagne 

[phobic-human]

76 years ago, happy anniversary 

[phobic-human]

77 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

78 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

79 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

80 years ago, happy anniversary

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[e-ssentia-l]

tongue piercing

[e-ssentia-l]

cat shadow

[yearning3000]

It’s so sad that so many years of trust btw twenty one pilots and us went down the drain cause a bunch of doofuses decided to steal the Trees drum, now they have them on chains T-T

[yearning3000]

I always watch Dan and Phil videos with the biggest :)

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[e-ssentia-l]

[valtsv]

having a cyclical mental illness really does feel like being the world's most dogshit necromancer reanimating the same corpse every few months

[valtsv]

[britpop-adjacent]

i miss them 💔

[pantaloonwarrior]

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[tetrafelino]

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

[justdlightful]

Some fun inserts of Stardew characters into a meme format.

Part 2

[liminalbug]

local emo spotted outside. Scientists baffled🐸

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

Let them speak

[dojikkodere]

more shitposts to establish my blog ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ