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breanna / 22 / environmental nerd / uh

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[daily-showerthoughts]

5 is like an honorary even number

[charlixcxfan420]

why does this make sense?

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

[mayanangel]

American baking shows: I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS I’M JUST HERE TO CONQUER AND DESTROY

British baking shows:

[dailyraccoons]

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[omen-the-undying-kaizoku]

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

The seven deadly sins as vines

[shuhvon]

[gayboomhauer]

reblog to let him know that you love him

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[pinkprettycure]

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

[hyumjim]

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

[sunwukxng]

I burst out laughing and then it turned into weeping

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[fuks]

[pavelow]

This isn’t even satire anymore

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]