Yearning for Tomorrow

"Father yearned for yesterday.You yearn for today.I yearn for tomorrow." -Lelouch vi Britannia Brianna | 19 | Cancer | ISFJ-T | True Neutral | Memer 

[adrenaline]

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[dajo42]

hm

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

summer outfit (w/ accessory)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[kayleefabulous]

my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[snowflakeeel]

some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn

[snowflakeeel]

HE’S A GOOD BOY, HELEN!!!!

[chillyvapor-deactivated20181226]

THIS GOOD BOY REMINDS ME OF THE TOAD IN THIS COMIC

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[fiyhi]

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

[therealraewest]

Okay but imagine:

Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman

Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume

Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest

Peter Parker losing said contest

Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

[porterr-robinson]

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[deadddeviant]

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[huffylemon]

if you know me, im sorry

[radical-flaar-queen-deactivated]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[littleblackchats]