Gay Yearning

Multifandom | nsfw & sfw content | 20 bi guy Pumblkin & lilcomfyfics

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

[webzenin]

mullet obi-wan kenobi is the best thing in this world

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[spoodleydoodley]

It is now the Season of Spooky, so enjoy this li'l piece~🎃

[himbolukeskywalker]

jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.

[himbolukeskywalker]

bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal

jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.

bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring

[dijabix]

jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard

bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin

[17mujipens]

jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent

[himbolukeskywalker]

jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches 

bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this

[faebinding-archive-deactivated2]

@russianspacegeckosexparty

[mumblesplash]

hehe

[ameba-from-space]

Waitresses in Gotham get into fist fights to decide who gets to serve Bruce Wayne

[jess-emurphy]

The Riddler: For my latest trap, I have a police detective here! As you can see, he is currently being tortured and will continue to be tortured for another twelve hours. I managed to locate him due to finding his I.P address...

Which wouldn't have happened if he had Nord VPN! Stay tuned for the weekly sponsor to find out why this police detective should have used my discount code and link!

[akechial]

Riddler :)

[slvrstarlight]

an appreciation post for the way Jorge jimenez draws harley

[theundergroundwoman]

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

[lesbianrey]

everyone forgets that batman doesn’t use guns or kill people because he like actually believes in rehabilitative justice. what sets him apart is his belief that his villains are victims of circumstance and he thinks they can change. he explicitly does not want to be a cop and yet so many adaptations turn him into a diet cop

[notyourjaan]

Softness. In my life. I want a lot of it

[trek-tracks]

To be fair, it works like 90% of the time

[femur-bandit]

HUGE FUCKING SHOUTOUT TO ARTISTS WHO HAVE TROUBLE IMPROVING THEIR ART FOR WHATEVER REASON. ARTISTS WHO CAN BARELY MANAGE TO DRAW IN GENERAL BECAUSE OF DISABILITIES, ILLNESS, MENTAL ILLNESS, EXHAUSTION OR BEING TOO BUSY WITH OTHER AFFAIRS. YOU ARE STILL A GOOD ARTIST. HAVING THE WILL TO IMPROVE BUT NOT THE MEANS SUCKS. YOU'RE STILL DOING GREAT!

[intersexfairy]

i wish people were kinder to people who speak slowly or stutter. and to people who need time to process what others are saying, or to translate their thoughts and feelings to words. i function at a slower pace than some people have the patience for and im not doing anything wrong. they are by being rude.

[intersexfairy]

would just like to give a reminder that this post is not just about neurodiversity. while about that too, it was mainly written about chronic illness since it has made this a bigger problem for me. i have stuttering, slurring, brain fog. it’s killed my short term memory. please do not forget about chronic illness.

[brucewaynessoundingrod-deactiva]

object pokemon r cool. stop pretending these designs arent cool/cute

we have progressed past object pokemon slander. reblog if you are pro-object pokemon

[spideyheart]

no bc the way the riddler started his instagram live all like 🥰🌷💫 hey guys thank u all sm for the support and tips on detonators! today i’m rlly excited to work with u guys on my plan to flood the whole city and kill everyone 💌🥺💐

[spock-fucks]

geordi, filming: hey what’s up everyone i’m geordi and today we’re gonna see if we can get doom to run on my friend data here

data: *half smile wave*