phobes

hey babes

[slyandthefamilybook]

when someone says “now that he’s a girl” about a trans girl

[gaylor-moon]

jfc I love this trend of positive affirmations

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[bubbleclerk100]

He Scream

AHHHHH!!!!

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

OOOOOOOOGHHHH

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[agnesmontague]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[heteroerotic]

yall: tumblr is muting blogs!!! make sure ur posts are uploading or else ur followers might not be able to see ur blog!!!!!!

me, knowing full well that nobody has looked at my actual blog page in the history of mankind: word?

[thebestoftumbling]

golden eagle having a relaxing time

[iaresolar-deactivated20151001]

PRECIOUS EVOLVED FLYING DINOSAUR

[youwantmuchmore-deactivated2018]

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[straightpeoplereceipts]

pwease tell us how

grovel

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[belikememes]

So True

[meanplastic]

i’m this close to a breakdown

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[grandmastattoo]

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

[waepenwifestre]

none binary with left titty

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[scrollinq]

wet dog meets semi-wet dog

[garbageflowers-deactivated20250]

im you, but with legs

[aquaristlifeforme]