year of the wumbo

•A Sass A Day Keeps The Basics Away• I'll mostly reblog and post random stuff. You can give me a lil cheeky follow too. (ง •̀_•́)ง

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[philodendronleaf-blog]

oh no oh my god

[poniesandsquats-deactivated2017]

THE MAN WHO IS FILMING’S BREATHING WHILE HE’S RUNNING AWAY MAKES THE WHOLE THING

[masakazumedicated]

War footage

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

I love this video

[twitterlols]

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[ophilinonoo]

when you rediscover music you used to listen to years ago and it’s still good.

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[databasecorrupted]

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

[kimojunk]

HE WAS WORKING THERE

[elpatrixf]

[aw1998monsters]

[ibadbitch]

y'all getting specific as fuck lmao

[auradeflor]

[uglyrad]

me

[prayerith]

choosing a halloween costume is serious business like

do i fandom

do i scary

do i disney princess

[jakegyllensmall]

if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three

[masonthegayson]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[bimbojesus-deactivated20120908]

before you unfollow me i challenge you to a duel

[thebestoftumbling]

View this post on Instagram

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore