Shakespeare Revisited?
I hath made a decision. A decision as colossal as Atlas' world. From this moment on till the end of this manuscript, I shall converse and commune in the tongue of the Avonic Bard. (I've made a decision. A big one. This post is gonna be in Shakespeare's English. With translations of course) This choice hath been made to bring forward my timeless passion, as Pluto's for Proserpina, for the unspoiled beauty of the manuscriptual works. Thou naughty rabble of the garbled jargon universe of the current day, this manuscript shall be a cooling shower of Bacchus' nectar for thy tortured psyche. (I love literature, that's why I'm posting this. It'll do good to this generation of SMS-lingo-typing people) Can no being on earth compare the monotony of the wheel of life? This monotony consumes me, as a desperate hysteria, not sharp and quick as a lion's paw to his prey, but a slow, torturous process as a hopeless execution. (I'm bored. Really bored.) I try in hope to seek an occupation, however worthless and low, but fail. Fail and fall, as the bitter rain from the clouds of Jupiter. I did see visions flash past me. A maiden beckoned, sweet, tender and filled with beauty, nothing less than heavenly Psyche, Cupid's wife. She beckoned and called me, and did bestow upon me a kiss, and loved me as a sweet butterfly loves her flower, as a ruler loves his power as a drunkard his wine, and as a woman loves a man. Oh! how I yearn for her as a Norwegian yearns for a Greek spring. (I was jobless. So I began daydreaming about my girlfriend.) But hark! what sound be that, coursing upon my ears like the drums of thunder? It was the call of duty returning to its owner, the bitter taste of realisation forced down the throat of those lacking it, the cold stone striking my heart, I could barely breathe for I was thrust into the clamoured rabble of life again. (I suddenly flipped awake and got back to work) And here I end my manuscript, thanking those who cast their eyes upon it, requesting them to bear in mind, that there will be infinite more, as a parallel mirror shows one unending trains of their own countenance. Farewell. (Thanks for reading. Follow Year Rings for more and more crazy stuff! See you soon!)














