turn back time

they/them 

[toastbutteregg]

[doiebunny]

something lgbt just happened

[yebl]

yuta always starts shit and then pussys out and gets flustered

[longtyong-deactivated20241022]

What if i actually started using this blog 😎

(I think asks are open? Idk. They should be. I'm bad at using tumblr. Send help)

Anyway, yes. Send me your nsfw NCT asks or requests, anyone except Jisung (fluff asks for him are welcome tho)

[veeranger]

literally every single case in aa

prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy

the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo

the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy

phoenix: 

[2sweet4]

dont listen to them phoenix your pussy is banging and tight as hel

[2sweet4]

im counting it as a war crime to leave this in the tags

[flimflix]

[neotrances-deactivated]

nice to know you dont care about calfs being stolen after birth and seperated from their mothers and fathers, only to be slaughtered later once they are milked for the factories liking. Vegetarians/meat eaters are fucking sociopathic, you deserve to be milked like a cow.

i deserve to be milked? 😳

[thebowltender]

moms b like “your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today”

[thebowltender]

moms also b like “my mom traumatized me more than i traumatized u so clearly u should be thanking me”

[aflo]

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

[grimeclown]

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

[aflo]

early bird gets the "worm?"

[grimeclown]

Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

[aflo]

ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

[0v9]

what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

[volcanodumpbox]

“just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

[yebl]

"i believe in the power of cock and ball torture." y/n whispered to jungkook. jungkook whimpered in response, "hnngh~ thats kinda hot bro no homo."

[yebl]

[hyucks]

TAKE THE COMPLIMENT YOU CHEEKY BRAT

[huffylemon]

king

[raymondcest]

additional entries

[lyingfigure]

us

[yebl]

i regret becoming a kpop fan is there a stop rewind turn back time button anywhere

[blackpyrefly]

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

[himborc]

[heavensickness]

all kpop idols should tweet "i am never ever going to fuck you" & turn off their phone

[lesbianralzarek]

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

[larval-tear]

cock

Balls, even!