hi im shae (:

i'm much happier than I used to be and that itself makes me happy

[crrocs]

i love it when people compliment my pets 

[crrocs]

compliment her 

[dabbingdeku]

She looks pretty dead

[crrocs]

thanks

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[iaintnopapaya]

[yeeeeppppenis]

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life

now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

[serperoir]

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

[dangxiety]

[lake-erie]

me: kindhearted but ultimately disappointing

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a hot body but i also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult

[feaqu-archive]

[sobeitjayt]

If it dont smell good im not eating it

[breaion]

If it smell salty I’m not sucking it

[sobeitjayt]

this was about food but fuck it here we go

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[twitterlols]

[naturaekos]

My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you want it to.

Rascal Flatts (via naturaekos)

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[molgera-deactivated20220202]

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes