Tourtle

Whenever I open Tumblr, my phone starts getting really hot, and makes a hissing sound like a snake. Is this normal?

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[toadcroaky]

[international-repeater-station]

[softichill]

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[bunnyycocaine]

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

[segamascott]

[boviboy]

training (real + effective)

[thingsfromthedirt]

[chameshida]

Out dogged

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[welegi]

[catboybeebop]

I don't know or understand how you managed to do it but you made a Mii that looks like an Xbox 360 avatar

[catboybeebop]

tried my best to make the avatar using only the mii as a reference

[welegi]

tried my best to make the mii using only the avatar as a reference

[roseverdict]

teliiphone 360

[somie]

A world only the two of us can go

[radiavoc]

smh you could have stolen noelle's name

[maxknightley]

applying to jobs if it was good

[lamignonette]

[simplefanatic]

Sumthing i saw

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@meowing-enby

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]