LET THEIR EYES ROLL

HELLO I AM DANDELION. i hope you are well. i am. TWENTY FIVE. pronouns. hy/hymn/hys preferred. also it or they. as you will. we should form a band. music fan side blog. noshowslyric. witchcraftery sideblog. candlecharm. my discord is dandelionfluph feel free to talk me

[ricepisspee]

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

[teething-possum]

Why

[ricepisspee]

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[girlfailure-poetics]

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

[girlfailure-poetics]

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

[girlfailure-poetics]

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

[boringangel]

marmo.fr

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[forgottenbones]

A billboard for a Las Vegas gun range was vandalized to read, “SHOOT A SCHOOL KID ONLY $29" from “Shoot a .50 caliber only $29.“ Police have removed the message. The billboard is about 3.5 miles from Mandalay Bay, where a gunman killed 58 people and injured more than 800. pic.twitter.com/OXHwrXZ6lI

— AJ+ (@ajplus) 1 marzo 2018

[regent-valley]

Airports will be like You have to get here three hours b4 your flight or we will leave you behind and then when you arrive and say okay which gate do I go to they will be like ummm. we don't knowwww

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[kroovv]

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

[mclennonyaoi]

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.

[junglejim4322]

[maelwife]

[bacteriumphage]

I know the general tendency is to assume that any androgynous character = male or he/him pronouns but to me the smiley face from the official smiley brand is a middle aged woman and i feel like i need to get this out there

Also since I'm posting about this i decided to freshen up some old doodles i had made of her just to post here.... isn't she so lovely

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[virtualgirladvance]

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you