fruit by the fuck

[yeetholler]

my favorite christmas song is the monster mash 

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[salamispots]

Repaint from one of last week’s spit

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[yeetholler]

go watch our mv for i won’t let you go or i’ll cry on your shoes.

[panicmoon15]

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

[panicmoon15]

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

[babyanimalgifs]

LOOK AT HIM

[hungwy]

Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing

[thiscatiscomfortable]

This cat is comfortable.

[testdrivve]

hi i’m jaebum (or jb, if you’d prefer). i’m the leader of a little group called Got7 which basically means, depending on the day and their moods, i either have six brothers i’m living the dream with or six children i’m trying to raise. and speaking of my early step into fatherhood, i also have three cats that i love with my entire heart (even if they constantly make a mess of my place & some of my members are allergic to all of them). and when i’m not being a father or making music, my passion is catching onto memes years after they’ve been relevant and quoting them non-stop until they have no chance of ever being cool again. but i also love reading and napping in incredibly inconvenient spaces. also, we have a new album out and there’s a rumor that if you give it a listen i will show up and give you all of my love and affection so maybe give it a go? and if you want to have your favorite meme ruined or hear cute stories about my cats, come say hi @ rcsebub.

[yeetholler]

feeling like a blessed noodle after our first win for miracle ✨🍜

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[solardivulger]

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

[softheartedezra-blog]

It’s the season of sweaters.

[miamibeachhq-deactivated2025052]

what’s up? i’m a youtuber by day, goat man by night. you can usually find me watching serial killer documentaries and drinking diet root beer whilst wearing my new fancy robe. message me on misspiggydawson to discuss all things conspiracy theories and dogs.

[alwaysthewindneverthebird]

i want to live in a lighthouse and write books for a living and dress only in mossy colored sweaters and grow mushrooms and thyme and tomatoes and lavender in a little garden surrounded by a little yellow fence

[higher-heavy-deactivated2019030]

It’s wrapping presents season